[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

Elemental_Elf · May 11, 2011, 06:05:05 PM

Granted however they have been struck by an Enlargement Ray Gun, they are now as tall as the tallest sky scrapers.

I wish humans had elephant trunks!

Nomadic · May 11, 2011, 07:58:45 PM

Granted, everybody on earth gets their very own pair of shorts with elephant art on them. Most people are happy for the free clothes, though US democrats seem a bit miffed for some reason.

I wish I could create interlinked portals like the portal gun does.

LoA · May 11, 2011, 09:21:02 PM

Granted! Unfortunately it's boring because in exchange for the gun you had to give up all desserts on earth and cubes on earth.

I wish for fudge!

SA · May 11, 2011, 09:26:23 PM

Granted. Now you have to change your pants.

I wish glue came in many flavours!

Nomadic · May 12, 2011, 02:15:54 AM

Granted, it now comes in many flavors such as deadly nightshade, hemlock, cyanide, and rattlesnake venom. 100% all natural flavors.

I wish the moon was made of feta cheese

LoA · May 13, 2011, 01:38:00 AM

Granted! Oh look! An alien race of mega malevolant meta mice, with no way to stop them have arrived in our solar system!

I wish for the existence of more bands like Diablo Swing Orchestra!

Elemental_Elf · May 13, 2011, 02:30:34 AM

Granted, a new genre of music is ushered forth! However, due to the genre's massive uptake in popularity record companies fund really bad/generic bands who, more or less, sing the same songs with slightly different beats over and over and over again. Within a year, the entire genre dies off due to bloat.

I wish everyone of the top 52 CBG posters were transformed into playing cards!

Nomadic · May 13, 2011, 02:47:44 AM

Quote from: Admiral E. ElfGranted, a new genre of music is ushered forth! However, due to the genre's massive uptake in popularity record companies fund really bad/generic bands who, more or less, sing the same songs with slightly different beats over and over and over again. Within a year, the entire genre dies off due to bloat.

I wish everyone of the top 52 CBG posters were transformed into playing cards!

Granted, Vreeg is the king of spades. Things can only go downhill from this point.

I wish I had total awareness of my surroundings

SDragon · May 13, 2011, 03:40:12 AM

Granted. You now have total awareness of the environment currently surrounding you, but absolutely no awareness of anything in it. You trip over something that you can't see, and stumble into the next room over. Since you are no longer in the same environment, you have no awareness of where you now are, much less how to get back to the surroundings you did have awareness of.

I wish this currently empty bottle of fountain pen ink was reasonably filled with plain, ordinary fountain pen ink.

Ghostman · May 31, 2011, 03:52:21 PM

Granted. The bottle is filled, but also receives a thin crack on the side. The ink is slowly leaking out.

I wish for a high-budget feature length film to be produced that is based on H.P. Lovecraft's works, a film that is actually a good and faithful adaptation in addition to being a hit at the box office.

Nomadic · May 31, 2011, 07:56:33 PM

Granted, unfortunately it ushers dark horrors into our world and the entire human race is left a mad mix of babbling shells.

I wish I had a giant pet flying turtle who would let me ride him anywhere I wanted to go.

LoA · May 31, 2011, 08:04:46 PM

Granted! You have the sudden urge to fly to the sun.

I wish there were only the first three pokemon generations.

Ghostman · June 04, 2011, 03:32:37 PM

Granted. All pokemon products released since the start of 4th gen break and fall apart, and everyone knows that it was your wish that caused it. You are soon rounded up by a mob of angry pokemon fans.

I wish for a new PC with state-of-the-art graphics card, processor, etc. and a 5-year guarantee, delivered to my doorstep free of charge.

Elemental_Elf · June 04, 2011, 05:23:28 PM

Granted! The computer is an all-in-one design, however, the computer's built-in Monitor is a mere 2 inches in diameter.

I wish Deodorant was given out at conventions.

Nomadic · June 04, 2011, 06:58:29 PM

Granted, it's wet dog scented.

I wish summer was already here.

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