The Campaign Builder's Guild

Granted! the sudden shift in climate change sets off a chain reaction of ecological disasters.

I wish that this wish wouldn't have a negative reaction on me.

Granted, the wish thinks you're a quite fine chap. It's the rest of the world that hates you.

I wish I had some fresh apple pie.

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Quote from: NomadicGranted, it's wet dog scented.

Is it sad that that would be a marked improvement over the rancid BO we currently enjoy? [/ooc]
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Granted, however, they were fresh apples with built in Razorblades!

I wish Atlantis were real!

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Quote from: NomadicGranted, it's wet dog scented.

Is it sad that that would be a marked improvement over the rancid BO we currently enjoy? [/ooc]

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Yes it is quite sad. Although i thought it was a Monsters Inc. quote....
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Granted! They have such advanced technology that they soon conquer the world, and then flood it.

I wish for a video camera.

Granted! You get a gigantic bulky video camera from 1981. Also, it's just a a camera; in order to record anything it must be hooked up to a separate betamax VCR.

I wish my favorite Chinese buffet hadn't gone out of business.

Granted, however the food is now made with soylent green.

I wish my class started at 10 rather than 8 AM

Granted, it now starts at 10pm and goes until 8am.

I wish I had the time so that I never had to eat out at a fast food restaurant again and could spend the time to cook and prepare all my meals.

Granted. It starts at 10 PM and ends at 8 AM.

I wish I won't fail my driver's test.

Granted, you don't fail it as the instructor doesn't survive the crash long enough to give you a failing grade.

I wish I had the time so that I never had to eat out at a fast food restaurant again and could spend the time to cook and prepare all my meals.

Granted but you are now destitute and can only afford the cheapest mass produced meats, who can be cooked over the nearest garbage can fire. :(

I wish the world was 1 inch larger in all directions.

Granted. You are shrunk by an inch in all directions, which effectively enlarges the surrounding world by the same measure as it expands to fill the leftover space formerly occupied by you.

I wish mankind were immunized to tooth decay.

Quote from: Ghostman
Granted. You are shrunk by an inch in all directions, which effectively enlarges the surrounding world by the same measure as it expands to fill the leftover space formerly occupied by you.

I wish mankind were immunized to tooth decay.

Wow, no one can think of a good critical fail to this one.. Um... Granted. Many dentists now don't have jobs, and the field of dentistry is now dominated by orthodontists... And braces aren't fun?.......

I wish for a mean roast beef sandwich.

Quote from: Newb Colossus Slayer

Quote from: Ghostman
Granted. You are shrunk by an inch in all directions, which effectively enlarges the surrounding world by the same measure as it expands to fill the leftover space formerly occupied by you.

I wish mankind were immunized to tooth decay.

Wow, no one can think of a good critical fail to this one.. Um... Granted. Many dentists now don't have jobs, and the field of dentistry is now dominated by orthodontists... And braces aren't fun?.......

I wish for a mean roast beef sandwich.

Granted. The roast beef sandwich beats the crap out of you, spits on you, insults you, and takes a dump in your bed on the way out.

I wish to be in more than one place at once.

Quote from: beejazz
I wish to be in more than one place at once.

Granted, you are cut up into 7 pieces by a crazed murderer and the pieces are scattered across the land.

I wish I was done with college.

Granted, you are now a graduate of Clown College!

I wish tortoises were the fastest animal on earth!