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Started by Elven Doritos, January 31, 2007, 01:40:01 AM

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Numinous

Quote from: Túrin... when the statement "our icosahedron is away because his computer broke" makes sense to you".
... when one poster leaves posts for another (absent) poster identifying the one he's posting for by a four-letter-abbreviation that is not the screen name or real name of the poster and is still understood.
I feel special...

...When you pay $30 for a t-shirt nobody understands just to say you bought it. (I'm wearing my CBG shirt right now!)
...When you break school rules to sign on the CBG, even if you know you should be doing homework.
...When you can type the CBG url without looking at the keybpard, but still don't know where any of the right keys are.
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Quote from: Túrin... when the statement "our icosahedron is away because his computer broke" makes sense to you".
... when one poster leaves posts for another (absent) poster identifying the one he's posting for by a four-letter-abbreviation that is not the screen name or real name of the poster and is still understood.

... when you check threads to see what an icosahedron posted :p
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Darkxarth

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... when you stop studying to post ridiculous things at 2:45 in the morning.
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Quote from: Darkxarth... when, while studying intensely for a history exam in the morning, you can't help but admire the strategies of Napoleonic era commanders, making mental notes of how such strategies might have been used during wars fought by commanders during the history of your own developing campaign world.

... when you stop studying to post ridiculous things at 2:45 in the morning.
... when you stop posting ridiculous things to start studying at 2:45 in the morning.
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SA

Hell yeah!!

When you realise just how much smarter, kinder and more receptive you are thanks to the friendly denizens of some obscure internet forum...

Stargate525

When you walk down the street wondering who built this setting and why the heck didn't he have a more unifying theme.
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beejazz

When any old thing gets you on a tangent about ontological creation paradoxes or deities playing Russian roullette.

When you see the word "deities" written out often enough that you can remember how to spell it correctly.

When told something is magic, you continue to ask "But how does it work?"

When you measure your rank in turtles.
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QuoteI don't believe in it anyway.
What?
England.
Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

Stargate525

Quote from: beejazzWhen told something is magic, you continue to ask "But how does it work?"
Guilty.

When you keep having to re-read chapters of the three musketeers because you were too busy trying to figure out how to stat Porthos, Athos, and Aramis to actually pay attention.
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Quote from: Stargate525
Quote from: beejazzWhen told something is magic, you continue to ask "But how does it work?"
Guilty.

When you keep having to re-read chapters of the three musketeers because you were too busy trying to figure out how to stat Porthos, Athos, and Aramis to actually pay attention.

core only, or can splatbooks be used? either way, i'd include combat reflexes....

and beejazz, does it count if you only think it?
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Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
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divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
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SA

Quote from: beejazzWhen any old thing gets you on a tangent about ontological creation paradoxes or deities playing Russian roullette.
My whole life is a tangential ontological paradox...

But not like Phillip J Fry.  That's gross.

beejazz

Agreed... eeeew. Speaking of ontological creation paradoxes, just saw Akira the other day... so that's how it all began.

(And thoughts count for questions. You certainly ask yourself.)
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QuoteI don't believe in it anyway.
What?
England.
Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

SDragon

whoa.... that's really weird, i just saw it tonight.
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Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)

beejazz

It's been a very Akira couple of days.

If you can even type that with a straight face, you're probably a CBGer. Or a ceebeegian.
Beejazz's Homebrew System
 Beejazz's Homebrew Discussion

QuoteI don't believe in it anyway.
What?
England.
Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

SDragon

... if you know what a ceebeegian is, even on the first time you notice the word.
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)