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[poll] Ninjas vs. Pirates!

Started by Raelifin, March 16, 2006, 12:42:45 AM

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Who would win?

Ninjas!
16 (38.1%)
Pirates!
14 (33.3%)
Chuck Norris!
12 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 0

brainface

QuoteI've never in my life met a 13 year old who could be considered "relatively adult."
we probably represent some of the least adult people out there. [/quote]
nah, there's worse. we, for instance, are, on average, no danger to others. we might give someone a nasty exposure to geekery, but that's about it.
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Thasis

Pirates will pwn all your $UI< @$$ NINJA 12@112!

In civilized english: Pirates are obviously much better then ninjas. They get to say stuff with bad grammer and get away with it... plus they have cool ships :P
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Senkennomei

And who says ninjas can't say stuff with bad grammer?

Besides, pirate ships in RL aren't that cool. Lot of disease and poor ventilation.
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Elven Doritos

To Senk: Real life in general isn't that cool.

And as a note, I'm a big fan of free speech, and respectable, adult behavior is one of the ideas behind our unspoken pact of community.

Oh, I'm a registered voter and a legal adult, too. So don't be taking away my freedom of speech-- there's already enough of going around. ;)

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Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Arnkel

Ninja and Pirates are natural, Norris on the other hand is an abomination.
"I like the vans without the windows"
-Killfrog

CYMRO

Quote from: ArnkelNinja and Pirates are natural, Norris on the other hand is an abomination.

And what made him go from dull-witted action hero to abomination?
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Don't let it happen to you.......

See everyone next week.  The movers are coming in a few short hours for the last of the furniture and my computer. :hooray:

brainface

my computer would not get trusted with any mover.
not even like, family, man.
i'd be like 'no, no, I got dis'
;)
"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire

Thasis

Quote from: SenkennomeiAnd who says ninjas can't say stuff with bad grammer?

Besides, pirate ships in RL aren't that cool. Lot of disease and poor ventilation.

Past the disease and shit... THEY RULE!

And if Ninja's use bad grammer then they get whipped... twice... in a un-kinky way.
"Optimism leads to failure" - Matt Smith

CYMRO

Quote from: brainfacemy computer would not get trusted with any mover.
not even like, family, man.
i'd be like 'no, no, I got dis'
;)

Well, they managed to get everythingmoved, without a single break, chip, or crack.
The new house is lovely, and no ninjas!! :D

Senkennomei

Quote from: CYMROWell, they managed to get everythingmoved, without a single break, chip, or crack.
The new house is lovely, and no ninjas!! :D


Oh really? And how do you think they got everything moved without a single break, chip, or crack?

HAHAHAHA  :ninja1:
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daggerhart

Quote from: Senkennomei
Quote from: CYMROWell, they managed to get everythingmoved, without a single break, chip, or crack.
The new house is lovely, and no ninjas!! :D


Oh really? And how do you think they got everything moved without a single break, chip, or crack?

HAHAHAHA  :ninja1:


he's right..

sounds like a classic case of ninja sub-contracting.

you got had.   :shifty:
Quote"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

Velox

Gar! Ya no-good land-lubbin' rice-eatin' pajama-wearin' ballet-dancin' ninjer folk 'ave been steppin' on me toes fer too long! Good honest piracy will always be more favorable than sneakin' 'round shankin' folk in the back for a few quid. Besides, pirates will ever win a battle with ya, seein' as how we takes advantage of certain... cultural advancements... harr harr harr harrrr

(Pulls pistol and shoots ninja)BAM!

 

Polycarp

Quote from: daggerhartsure, we may have a big 'fuck you' thread someday,

That's remarkably tempting. :think:
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Elven Doritos

James Oldcastle: Ninjas or pirates?
SmarterChild: Pirates.

It has been settled.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Epic Meepo

Quote from: Monsieur l'ElDoJames Oldcastle: Ninjas or pirates?
SmarterChild: Pirates.

Yes, but then again, consider the following:

QuoteHuman: Ninjas or pirates
CBotG: Ninjas. Always. Unless it's a fight with boats... because I don't think ninjas have boats.
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