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Started by Raelifin, May 10, 2006, 10:08:45 PM

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DeeL

#30
June 21, 2007, 07:54:42 PM
[ic]A young god whose domains appear to include sloth wanders into the bar.  He is very sleepy-looking, but he musters enough focus to impose some will upon the seething waves of roiling possibility and convert one of them into a fouton.  He then lies down thereon and orders a hot cocoa.  "Man, I gotta get back to creating that world..."[/ic]
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Higgs Boson

#31
June 22, 2007, 11:09:22 PM
*when sloth-god's cocoa appears, uses Force to make it spill on his pants and then laughs, saying "HAH HAH! That dude just wet himself!*
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DeeL

#32
June 23, 2007, 08:32:38 AM
[ic]In a weird-ass stream of consciousness Evangelion moment, the cocoa doesn't stop at the sleepy-looking god's crotch, but continues spreading over his entire body until cocoa is dripping off of him, then drizzling, then pouring in a font of hot cocoa that seeps over the floor, eventually inundating everything in the bar and beyond.  

He turns to the Jedi God and replies.  "Now look what you made me do.  I just wet the whole world."[/ic]
The Rules of the Titanic's Baker - 1)Have fun, 2)Help when you can, and 3) Don't be a pain.




 

beejazz

#33
June 23, 2007, 02:51:42 PM
[ic=hades]Damnit! At this rate, you'll make my ceiling leak![/ic]
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Higgs Boson

#34
June 23, 2007, 02:56:08 PM
[ic]World flood? Meh. Is there anyone here that actually cares about the problems of mortals?[/ic]
[spoiler=CLICK MEEEEE] My setting(s):
[spoiler=Quotes]Why are my epic characters more powerful than the archfiends from the Book of Vile Darkness, the archangels from the Book of Exalted Deeds, and the Elder Evils from Champions of Ruin?

If you're playing epic, pause for a moment to laugh at WotC's farcical cosmic entity stats and move on. They aren't there to be taken seriously. Trust me. They aren't even suitable for use as avatars. -WotC Epic Boards, Epic FAQ

Nobody can tell... hell we can't even tell if he actually exists -Nomadic, talking about me.
[/spoiler]

My Site

[spoiler=Oh Noes!] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Various Awards][/spoiler]
[spoiler=For those who don't know...]...my name is the current name physicists have for the "god" particle that created mass by creating a field that forces other matter to move through (from what I understand). [/spoiler]
From the Office:
Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."
Dwight: "Fearless, Alphamale, Jackhammer...... MERCILESS!"
[/spoiler]
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