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Neil Gaiman's Sandman

Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett's Good Omens

Neil Armstrong

John Glenn

Senator from Ohio

CLEVELAND ROCKS! [echo] ohio . . . ohio . . . ohio . . . ohio . . . [/echo]

Lump
(The song from the Presidents of the United States of America, who also did the previously mentioned song.)

cancer

Aphrodite
(I thought the song was called "love" and when heard that way, "[Love] stood last in line for brains, and the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane" is rather apt considering some of my past relationships.)

pardon me, Stargate.

muscle
(it doesn't get cancer!)

Strength

potency

impotence (someone please save this from going to bad places!)

ED

ElDo