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The Golden Compass

Started by Stargate525, December 30, 2007, 11:38:41 PM

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i havent seen the movie yet, but i read the three books which were quite interesting. i defenitely agree with psychotic barber on "dont judge a book by its movie" on this one.
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 [spoiler The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins]In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!!
He was chased by wolves!!!!!
Lost in the forest!!!!!!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
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Quote from: WensleydaleI'm a christian, and I was unoffended by it because it's a STORY.

Touche.  However, I was talking beyond obvious common sense (as anybody who would be offended would have lacked...by being offended by a story).
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The thing that bothered me the most was the dialogue.  You could almost always tell more of less what was going to be said before it was actually said, and at least once where I predicted it word for word.  And I haven't even read the books.  The plot was equally predictable, but I care more about liking the characters, so the dialogue disappointed me more.  There were no surprises.  The whole thing was one cliche line after another.
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Quote from: Seraphine_HarmoniumThe thing that bothered me the most was the dialogue.  You could almost always tell more of less what was going to be said before it was actually said, and at least once where I predicted it word for word.  And I haven't even read the books.  The plot was equally predictable, but I care more about liking the characters, so the dialogue disappointed me more.  There were no surprises.  The whole thing was one cliche line after another.
On that note;

I was tempted to go in a second time, simply to shout 'NOOOOOOOOOOO!' right after that woman says she's the girl's mother.
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Quote from: Seraphine_HarmoniumThe plot was equally predictable...

I guess I just chalked that up to any memories of the book. I mean, if it weren't for the book, I think I would've been caught pretty off-guard at that one scene with Billy Costa.


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By the way, Wensleydale, I commend you. In my own personal experience, there's not very many Christians who would be able to look past the anti-Christian theme and see that it's just a story. It's not that I don't realize that there's Christians who don't go with emotional knee jerk reactions, but it's very refreshing to hear something like that.
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