The Campaign Builder's Guild

While one's usual natural tendency converges toward chasing rainbows and automobiles, a true philanthropist will choose the harder option, that is, extravagating sensetive whims in favor of the self-contradictory aspects of life. A reasonable way to approach that would be smoothly sliding from giant turtles into the abyss of the large swamps, that are, the rootless bases of existence. A much more controversial method consists of approaching most bats with that somewhat amusing affirmation of vigilance over oneself, that is not that controversial considering bats eat mostly raw donuts and fast food. An established dictator would prefer softer pillows, though, according to the will of the roller-blade skyscrapers, or better, looking behind the highest forms of abstractive reductionism. As a general rule, most will prefer copper when engaging in the exploitation of imitative supermarkets and quantitative purification of cheese-cakes. The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them, They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen. Approaching a general method for the extermination of subordinative actions is one truly strong criterion for the possessiveness over one's inner group mechanisms. I also think that affectionate normativeness is bound to become a somewhat unindustrialized simplification of such other realms, don't you agree?

It's so beautiful...  *sniff*sniff*  Does anyone have a tissue?

I think it's a riddle. There's some hidden logic to Wixman's post that we have to find, and which then guides us to choose the right option in the poll. Anyone who votes for the right option will doubtlessly be rewarded with a cookie. Or will he?

Quote from: TúrinI think it's a riddle. There's some hidden logic to Wixman's post that we have to find, and which then guides us to choose the right option in the poll. Anyone who votes for the right option will doubtlessly be rewarded with a cookie. Or will he?

I'm sorry, my mind doesn't have an of these set parameters to comment on such beligerant makings of jokes, poems, or coughs? Will you be in tommarow because my seemingly disjoined language is set so that one might find something wrong with it. Have a day!

Is yes a no?

This poll is both erroneous and intentionally deceptive!  In order to best respond to Wixman's dissertation, you will do well to keep the following in mind.

Swamps are infinite; an elementary morsel of trivia, and one any observer, streamlined or vascular, would certainly be expected to take into account.  This unquantifiable transquantity, as it were, renders all attempts of angular, amphibian locomotion into their abyssian depths moot, for the pure and irreducible singurality of said cheesecakes stands at irreconcilable contradiction to that very same peculiarity. Rainbows, with curvatures at once divergent from and concurrent with that of the aforesaid unknown space, and coupled with the knowledge of pillows (softness, being expressly qualitative, is both purportedly and verifiably circumspect - dictators, by contrast, achieve terminal velocity at the expense of salinity) the integrity of chromatic acuity is immediately called into question. Cats, like bats, are incapable of separating moisture from odour, and that very same anomaly makes any hope of play futile, discordant and utterly flavourless in the extreme.  Hence, by inductive reasoning and exrapolation from both Euclidian and Panglossian principles, the laces fray, the pidgeon fries, and that very gastric positioning (solar or lunar; tidal forces invert the dichotomy and ionize the spectrum) itself ameliorates hunger. This, contrapuntal though patinated venitians are, verifies dissent, contextualises the aforementioned tarterian moor, perforates the chowder and by the very nature of turpitude deconstructs the parameters of polar redshift, defeating thought and the very idea of concurrence. Consequently, whether under the umbrella or cyclical in its palpatations...

I will leave you to figure out the rest. I can't very well give the answer away, can't I?

With that in mind, I am sure you will be able to formulate an intelligent and informed response.  Good luck!

PS: watch out for the poop.

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Oops.  Forgot to vote.

As a matter of fact, where's my frontal lobe?

With all manatees performed acorrectly, I'd like to submit purous objects quite precisely in this fashion:

Two coins add up to $30, one is a penny, what is the other coin in addition to the great mother?
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