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[poll] Chuck vs. Adam: World War Four

Started by Elven Doritos, May 21, 2006, 11:47:46 AM

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Who would you rather eat lunch with?

Chuck Norris
4 (17.4%)
Adam West
17 (73.9%)
Norman Bates
2 (8.7%)

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Elven Doritos

May 21, 2006, 11:47:46 AM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by limetom
Two figures appraoch from opposite ends of the road and you find yourself caught between.

You recgonize the faces, and you squeal with-- joy? horror? maybe both?

The man with the cowboy hat and scraggly beard is the first to speak. "This is Texas Ranger Cordell Walker speaking. You are cordially invited to dine with me in the pits of Hell, sitting atop the roasted corpses of my enemies."

The other man, silver-haired and dressed in a fine suit, rolls towards you, displaying an impressive array of martial artistry. "Oh, I don't think so, you Communist bastard. He's coming with me-- and we're eating at the Olive Garden on a stakeout for the alien lifeforms who keep eating my DVDs."

What do you do?

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Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Elven Doritos

#1
May 21, 2006, 12:39:28 PM
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Elven Doritos

#3
May 21, 2006, 01:29:47 PM
Chuck fans, don't despair:

The big one and the little one
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Túrin

#4
May 21, 2006, 02:12:18 PM


:1337:

Look, a Norrisite smilie: :kicking:

And another one: :cowboy:

It appears our staff has a profound preference :P Which is the wise thing to do, if you don't want to end up getting your website roundhouse kicked into oblivion.

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Captain Obvious

#5
May 21, 2006, 02:35:47 PM


 West 4 liff!  

Because 9 out of 10 people prefer taffy to cancer (and that 10th person is really weird).

A taffy a day, keeps the doctors away (but brings the denstists a-runnin').
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#6
May 21, 2006, 06:03:29 PM
I vote for the BIG KAHUNA!!  (Adam West's character in American Vampire, on sale now at WalMart for $1.00!!!)

Elven Doritos

#7
May 21, 2006, 07:36:13 PM
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Arnkel

#8
May 21, 2006, 07:37:10 PM
Quote from: supadupaman(and that 10th person is really weird).

I'm not that wierd. Chuck Norris is still an abomination, I have no clue who the other guy is, and Bates is just a regular guy, so, I really have no idea.
"I like the vans without the windows"
-Killfrog

Elven Doritos

#9
May 21, 2006, 07:37:51 PM
Adam West is TV's original Batman!
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Arnkel

#10
May 21, 2006, 09:19:29 PM
Ah, then I see my vote for Bates was not wasted
"I like the vans without the windows"
-Killfrog

Elven Doritos

#11
May 21, 2006, 09:22:53 PM
:no:  :batman:  :jawdrop:

You pick the Psycho over BATMAN!

Blasphemy!
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Arnkel

#12
May 21, 2006, 09:32:17 PM
More of a Marvel guy, besides, Bates is always there for you. He's good with the kids. :P
"I like the vans without the windows"
-Killfrog

SDragon

#13
June 09, 2006, 11:56:35 AM
not voting (yet), but i hafta comment on two things:

Quote from: ArnkelMore of a Marvel guy, besides, Bates is always there for you. He's good with the kids. :P

yea, he even wrote a book on them.
sure, it was a cookbook, but still...

and:

Quote from: elven doritoesYou pick the Psycho over ADAM WEST!

to be fair, west is a psycho, but hes a lovable psycho.....
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SDragon

#14
June 09, 2006, 07:25:28 PM
faction west. because if youre not part of the solution, then youre not helping much.


im not suprised hes winning, by the way. if a guy can win a screaming match against his own town, then why wouldnt he be able to win a simple netpoll?
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Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
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Marvel Universe RPG
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MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
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Champions Worldwide

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Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
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