[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

Loch Belthadd · November 19, 2008, 07:45:16 AM

Granted! however most dwarves are highly allergic to those spells, and they cause every dwarf in the universe to choke on their own tongues.

I wish that the bioweapon was never used.

Nomadic · November 19, 2008, 07:48:36 AM

Granted, instead in its place is used the churroweapon. Millions more die then would have with just bioweapons. You are blamed for the devastation.

I wish I had a pet sea monster named fluffy.

Loch Belthadd · November 19, 2008, 07:52:20 AM

Granted! however "fluffy" can transform into "muffy" and he teleports into your pants and transforms!

I wish I had a +100 churrobane vorpal greatsword of awesomeness.

Nomadic · November 19, 2008, 08:10:05 AM

Granted, your churroy opponent has a +1000 lochbane vorpal cannon of epicness. He blows your head off from a mile away.

I wish loch belthadd wasn't the next person to post in this thread.

Kindling · November 19, 2008, 09:39:17 AM

Granted. It's me. Mwahahaha.

I wish I hadn't just posted in this thread.

Loch Belthadd · November 19, 2008, 10:06:13 AM

Granted! however I did instead! :-p

I wish I had a supertank.

Kindling · November 19, 2008, 11:12:49 AM

Granted. Your water-tank is now absolutely superlative.

I wish I could dye my hair blood red without losing my job.

SDragon · November 19, 2008, 11:58:20 AM

You can. You're now a garbage man, a job where nobody really cares what you look like, so long as you can handle the constant stench of old rubbish.

Oh wait, you're a punk rocker. That's not so bad for you, is it..?

I wish I could find a decent local punk rock concert, that doesn't smell too bad, isn't expensive, and appears regularly.

Kindling · November 19, 2008, 01:55:09 PM

[ooc]Haha, I wouldn't actually mind being a binman. I've worked on recycling for festivals before, which is pretty much the same, and it was fun.

I'd got so used to the smell by my last shift I was slinging binbags with one hand and eating a slice of pizza with the other (No, I hadn't found it in the recycling, I bought it as we passed a stall)[/ooc]

Granted. However, you know the annoying dude who always hangs around on the edge of pits waiting to injure anyone who comes too close and/or start fights over nothing? This place has about 30 of him.

I wish I could be in several places at once.

SDragon · November 19, 2008, 02:48:26 PM

Granted. Y'know those ~30 guys at that concert I'm at? You're simultaneously in front of, behind, and to both side of every single one of them. Thanks for being my human shield!

I wish Kindling would quite down his hollers of pain so I could enjoy the music...

sparkletwist · November 19, 2008, 04:49:40 PM

Instead, the music gets louder. Much louder! You can hear it, well, as long as your hearing lasts, anyway, which isn't long. You are now deaf.

I wish I had orange juice, delicious pancakes, and other components of a tasty, complete breakfast.

Elemental_Elf · November 19, 2008, 06:58:03 PM

Granted! However, like Elves to Drow, your tasty breakfast components are all dark versions of their kin. Your Pancakes want to rebel against the Dark Breakfast Society and decides to wield two scimitars and take the Dark Butter as an ally animal companion. There is much hatred brewed when the Pancakes decide to leave the table and 'find them selves' in the fridge.

I wish I were taller, not Apache chief tall but taller than the average dutchman.

Nomadic · November 19, 2008, 11:09:25 PM

Granted, you're also wider... big bubba wider.

I wish I had my college degree in CIS done and out of the way.

Elemental_Elf · November 20, 2008, 12:24:57 AM

Granted! You now have a degree in Cthulhu Investigatory Systems, congratulations!

I wish nomadic and I starred as Tolkien-esque Dwarves serving as Town Guards for a Dwarven metropolis on the hit TV show "CSI: Dwarven Metropolis"

Nomadic · November 20, 2008, 12:36:12 AM

Granted, and you also wield badass axes. Wait? *whisper* what do you mean I am supposed to corrupt it? FINE!

Granted, and you both wind up in jail after you are accused of slaughtering an entire village of pansy elves.

I wish that all elves were turned into dwarves.

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