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what's the silliest thing any of your players have done? I once had a female player whose character had maxed out ranks in proffesion (prostitute).

Well there was one guy who made his money by dancing on building rooftops in his underwear. He was a bard with 20 something CHA and maxed ranks in perform dance.

Not to get explicit but I had a player whose barbarian had a thing for Donkeys... Hilarity ensued every time the group entered a village...

In my Asian setting our Swordsage was able to convince a Bandit that a life of crime was not the answer to his problems. Essentially the convo went something liek this:

Swordsage: The answer to your problems is Copper. Yes Copper! *holds up a sack of 100 Copper Pieces*
Bandit: Huh?
Swordsage: With the state of the economy these days who knows when the next merchant caravan will come by? But what I can assure you is this - Copper is here to stay! Imagine what you could do with 100 Copper Pieces! Why you could open up a shop or start a family! Hey, you know what else you can do with Copper?
Bandit: What?
Swordsage: Smelt it of course! We all know the Kingdom has enemies all around and weapons are always in high demand. You could take this copper, smelt it and make weapons you can sell to the government!
Bandit: Really!?
Swordsage: Indeed! There are a thousand and 1 things you could do with this hefty sack of Copper and it can be yours if you walk away from this village and make a life for yourself in the capital!
*A series of skill checks on both sides, Bandit utterly fails*
Bandit: That sounds great!
*Bandit takes the sack of copper pieces and runs off into the forest heading towards the capital*

... It was funnier if you where there, lol.

A thing for donkeys...eew.

Quote from: Gnomish CheetosA thing for donkeys...eew.

"Aye, that's a fine Donkey!" is a running gag in our group.

Thing thread brings to mind horrible images involving Shrek and Donkey... not cool

The donkey has nothing on the lich with a thing for zombies... His favorite saying was. Hey babe I'm all bone... wanna find out which one of my bones is the biggest right now?

Actually, that's not nearly as creepy as it could be.  It would be worse if one of the participants were not undead.

I have a DM who is pretty open to material from WotC splat-books.  I was told my character's starting gold was 600 GP.  Looking at the pricing guidelines for the warbeast template in the MMII and the animal stats in the MM, the cheapest large animal to have as a mount is an ape.  So, I bought a war-ape and an exotic millitary saddle for it.  I also bought a wagon and was using the ape as a dray creature for the wagon.  We got into an area too densely wooded for the wagon, which led to the utterance of:
"Well, I guess it's time to saddle up the ape."

Quote from: khyron1144"Well, I guess it's time to saddle up the ape."

That phrase has got to be one of the most awesome things I have ever heard.

I had a halfling character who wanted to use an exotic saddle to ride the half-orc character. I was feeling goofy that day and let him.

I once had my PCs find this magical belt, which due to a lack of Identify Spells, they couldn't . . . well, identify.  The decided they would find out what it did by putting it on.  The rogue convinced the fighter that he should try it, and as soon as he slipped it on, he noticed his armor was feeling awfully tight across the chest, and his hair was considerably longer than before.  They had found a belt of gender change.  The fighter spent about 10 minutes chasing the rogue and holding out the belt, trying to slip it over him for revenge.

In one of my friend's games, a druid convinced a barbarian to worship the Nature goddess because the goddess was the goddess of "bacon and beer". He eventually grew to be her most powerful supporter.

There was one guy who had maxed strength so he could carry around a huge beer keg wherever he went. He had weapon proficiency: keg of beer as well as other traits and feats tailored to the use of such an item. He never said why he had the keg and nobody ever asked. When we finally defeated the BBEG sorceress (which we had been tailing ever since we picked him up as a party member) he halted us from killing her then dragged her behind a column and had his way with her for an hour. After which he downed the whole keg and pulled a massive cigar from its false bottom and lit up.

Quote from: NomadicThere was one guy who had maxed strength so he could carry around a huge beer keg wherever he went. He had weapon proficiency: keg of beer as well as other traits and feats tailored to the use of such an item. He never said why he had the keg and nobody ever asked. When we finally defeated the BBEG sorceress (which we had been tailing ever since we picked him up as a party member) he halted us from killing her then dragged her behind a column and had his way with her for an hour. After which he downed the whole keg and pulled a massive cigar from its false bottom and lit up.

EPIC!  :band: