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Started by Snargash Moonclaw, May 27, 2008, 11:09:20 PM

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Snargash Moonclaw

May 27, 2008, 11:09:20 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Nomadic
kinda like Crush my wishes (N.B., Checking your pockets while ducking always precedes any other actions)

Example:
Kender says, "Ooh! Sparkly!"

You instinctively: Turn off the microwave. (If that were plural, screw the microwave; run for the fuse box. . .)

Kender says, "Hey, the flashlight's dead!"

You instinctively:
In accordance with Prophecy. . .

Have Fun, Play Well,
Amergin O'Kai (Sr./Br. Hand Grenade of Seeing All Sides of the Situation)

I am not Fallen. That was a Power Dive!

I read banned minds.

Nomadic

#1
May 28, 2008, 12:23:21 AM
Hide the car battery.

Kender says, "Oh look, odd twigs with red and white tips."

You instinctively:

Snargash Moonclaw

#2
May 28, 2008, 02:17:03 AM
Go online and cancel the high fashion magazine subscriptions which have suddenly appeared on your credit card statement.

Kender says, "Hey, it really does taste just like chicken!"

Instinctively you:
In accordance with Prophecy. . .

Have Fun, Play Well,
Amergin O'Kai (Sr./Br. Hand Grenade of Seeing All Sides of the Situation)

I am not Fallen. That was a Power Dive!

I read banned minds.

Higgs Boson

#3
May 28, 2008, 08:21:56 PM
Hide the bleach.

Kender says, "What does this button do?"

Instinctively you:
[spoiler=CLICK MEEEEE] My setting(s):
[spoiler=Quotes]Why are my epic characters more powerful than the archfiends from the Book of Vile Darkness, the archangels from the Book of Exalted Deeds, and the Elder Evils from Champions of Ruin?

If you're playing epic, pause for a moment to laugh at WotC's farcical cosmic entity stats and move on. They aren't there to be taken seriously. Trust me. They aren't even suitable for use as avatars. -WotC Epic Boards, Epic FAQ

Nobody can tell... hell we can't even tell if he actually exists -Nomadic, talking about me.
[/spoiler]

My Site

[spoiler=Oh Noes!] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Various Awards][/spoiler]
[spoiler=For those who don't know...]...my name is the current name physicists have for the "god" particle that created mass by creating a field that forces other matter to move through (from what I understand). [/spoiler]
From the Office:
Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."
Dwight: "Fearless, Alphamale, Jackhammer...... MERCILESS!"
[/spoiler]

Nomadic

#4
May 28, 2008, 11:33:17 PM
Run for the bomb shelter.

Kender says, "I wonder what would happen if I mixed these liquids."

Instinctively you:

Snargash Moonclaw

#5
May 29, 2008, 12:00:05 AM
don a hazmat suit and grab a martini glass

Kender says, "Hmmm, Dry clean only. . ."

Instinctively you:
In accordance with Prophecy. . .

Have Fun, Play Well,
Amergin O'Kai (Sr./Br. Hand Grenade of Seeing All Sides of the Situation)

I am not Fallen. That was a Power Dive!

I read banned minds.

Loch Belthadd

#6
December 29, 2008, 04:13:49 PM
[note]I figured since we're talking dragonlance...[/note]  
unplug the drier.

Kender says, "of course I can drive..."

instinctively you:
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
[/spoiler]
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  [spoiler=badges]= Elemental Elf's kamalga and the murkmire badge
 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

Elemental_Elf

#7
December 29, 2008, 05:37:53 PM
flush your keys and hope the kender can't fit down the whole.

Kender says, "Hmm, there's a Porcine shop in town..."

instinctively you:

Nomadic

#8
December 29, 2008, 09:56:23 PM
Hide the explosives and hope he doesn't like bacon.

Kender says, "Wow so it can cut straight through solid bone?!"

instinctively you:

Stargate525

#9
December 29, 2008, 10:05:12 PM
Convince him that you indeed have bones made from iron.

Kender says nothing.

instinctively you:
My Setting: Dilandri, The World of Five
Badges:

Nomadic

#10
December 30, 2008, 01:28:55 AM
check to make sure he isn't dead

Kender says "I hear you can launch children with a good trebuchet"

instinctively you...

Elemental_Elf

#11
December 30, 2008, 03:01:28 AM
ask the Kender to try the trebuchet out, offering him all the shiny things in my pocket as payment.

Kender says "Hey, those kids are playing Dungeon & Dragons..."

instinctively you...

Snargash Moonclaw

#12
December 30, 2008, 03:04:55 PM
Hand him a copy of "The World of Synnibar" and tell him to go show them what "real gaming" is all about. (Hey, this thread turned evil a couple of posts back, just goin' with it. . .)

Kender says, "Say 'Hello,' to my little friend." Instinctively you:
In accordance with Prophecy. . .

Have Fun, Play Well,
Amergin O'Kai (Sr./Br. Hand Grenade of Seeing All Sides of the Situation)

I am not Fallen. That was a Power Dive!

I read banned minds.

Higgs Boson

#13
December 30, 2008, 03:40:58 PM
Duck, and yell, "Look out!"

Kender says, "Have you ever thought about TNT?"
[spoiler=CLICK MEEEEE] My setting(s):
[spoiler=Quotes]Why are my epic characters more powerful than the archfiends from the Book of Vile Darkness, the archangels from the Book of Exalted Deeds, and the Elder Evils from Champions of Ruin?

If you're playing epic, pause for a moment to laugh at WotC's farcical cosmic entity stats and move on. They aren't there to be taken seriously. Trust me. They aren't even suitable for use as avatars. -WotC Epic Boards, Epic FAQ

Nobody can tell... hell we can't even tell if he actually exists -Nomadic, talking about me.
[/spoiler]

My Site

[spoiler=Oh Noes!] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Various Awards][/spoiler]
[spoiler=For those who don't know...]...my name is the current name physicists have for the "god" particle that created mass by creating a field that forces other matter to move through (from what I understand). [/spoiler]
From the Office:
Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."
Dwight: "Fearless, Alphamale, Jackhammer...... MERCILESS!"
[/spoiler]

Elemental_Elf

#14
December 30, 2008, 04:31:58 PM
grab the nearest sap and b***h slap the Kender, "bad kender, don't use bluff on me!"

Kender says "is that a NEW 72' Plasma High Definition TV with accompanying X-Box 360 & speaker system?"

instinctively you...
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