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Congratulations!!!

Yay! Fortunately for me, I'm immune to the effects of the Mirror Universe, as I already have a goatee!

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Quote from: Rorschach FritosIt's expired... :(

Congratulations!!!

Yay! Fortunately for me, I'm immune to the effects of the Mirror Universe, as I already have a goatee!

Actually that just means you're the evil twin... of course I also have a goatee so am I.

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Quote from: Rorschach FritosIt's expired... :(

Congratulations!!!

Yay! Fortunately for me, I'm immune to the effects of the Mirror Universe, as I already have a goatee!

Actually that just means you're the evil twin... of course I also have a goatee so am I.

Like zOMG, I like so totally have a goatee too! Like zOMG, we're like so totally a group of twins!

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Lucky for me I'm a friendless bastard whose heart is 4 times too small...  :-p

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Lucky for me I'm a friendless bastard whose heart is 4 times too small...  :-p

He will still end you

Next CBG poll should be: "Do you have a goatee? y/n. If not, please comment. "

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Why yes, I am classy.

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Limetom preparing for a shower?

You nostalgia, you lose.

 Jeez, not your paladin again...

[ic= A Story I found on the Internet]A Space Marine was promoted to Sargent. His Captain told him to report to the Armorer for an equipment upgrade.

The Armorer replaced the marine's Bolter with a Boltpistol and a chainsword.

The new Sargent held up the chainsword and asked, 'What does it do?'

'It will hack through 10 Leman Russ's in a day!' Replied the Armorer proudly.

The next day the new Sargent returned to the Armorer and told him that it took him all day to hack through one traitor Leman Russ with the chainsword.

The Armorer said "That's not right Brother. Let me take a look at it." The Armorer gently massaged the chainsword with the 30 weight oil of righteous hacking, attached a purity seal of violent sharpitude, and handed it back to the Sargent. 'There you go brother, better than new.'

The next day the Sargent returned again explaining that it was improved, however he was still only able to cut through a parked wave serpent and half way through a dead guardian before he was recalled to the ship.

The Armorer lit several fat candles. Called in his Techpriest assistant and together they chanted the prayer of effective effectiveness and applied several more purity seals including chopping, slicing, and metal harditude.

The New Sargent returned again the next day. 'You have to help me!" He cried. The Captain says he is going to demote me to gun servitor, because I kill too slowly. Plus I keep tripping on the purity seals.'

The Armorer shared a worried look with the Techpriest then said to the Sargent: 'Brother Marius, we will help you. However, this knowledge must never go beyond the three of us."

When the Sargent agreed they led him into a locked store room, in the back of the Armory, where an Ork was chained to the wall.

'We don't know how any of this stuff works or how to fix it.' Admitted the Techpriest in a worried tone.

'However,' Interupted the Armorer 'a month ago we capture this mek boy..."

'....and he can fix anything!' Gushed the Techpriest.

The Armorer nodded smiling.

The Techpriest rolled a tool box within reach of the ork and the Armorer handed him the chainsword.

With a nod the Ork scraped off the purity seals and used the prayer strips to wipe off the extra oil, then replaced the chain, checked the gas, oil, and the battery. Then he the pressed the activation stud. VRRRROOOOOOOOOMMM! The Chainsword roared to life.

'What in the Abyss is that noise?' Asked Brother Marius in suprize?

The Ork carved Brother Marius, the Armorer, and the Techpriest into chunks, cut his chain, hacked a tunnel through the ship to the launch bay where he stole a Thunderhawk and escaped.[/ic]

Quote from: Elemental_Elf[ic= A True Story I found on the Internet]A Space Marine was promoted to Sargent. His Captain told him to report to the Armorer for an equipment upgrade.

The Armorer replaced the marine's Bolter with a Boltpistol and a chainsword.

The new Sargent held up the chainsword and asked, 'What does it do?'

'It will hack through 10 Leman Russ's in a day!' Replied the Armorer proudly.

The next day the new Sargent returned to the Armorer and told him that it took him all day to hack through one traitor Leman Russ with the chainsword.

The Armorer said "That's not right Brother. Let me take a look at it." The Armorer gently massaged the chainsword with the 30 weight oil of righteous hacking, attached a purity seal of violent sharpitude, and handed it back to the Sargent. 'There you go brother, better than new.'

The next day the Sargent returned again explaining that it was improved, however he was still only able to cut through a parked wave serpent and half way through a dead guardian before he was recalled to the ship.

The Armorer lit several fat candles. Called in his Techpriest assistant and together they chanted the prayer of effective effectiveness and applied several more purity seals including chopping, slicing, and metal harditude.

The New Sargent returned again the next day. 'You have to help me!" He cried. The Captain says he is going to demote me to gun servitor, because I kill too slowly. Plus I keep tripping on the purity seals.'

The Armorer shared a worried look with the Techpriest then said to the Sargent: 'Brother Marius, we will help you. However, this knowledge must never go beyond the three of us."

When the Sargent agreed they led him into a locked store room, in the back of the Armory, where an Ork was chained to the wall.

'We don't know how any of this stuff works or how to fix it.' Admitted the Techpriest in a worried tone.

'However,' Interupted the Armorer 'a month ago we capture this mek boy..."

'....and he can fix anything!' Gushed the Techpriest.

The Armorer nodded smiling.

The Techpriest rolled a tool box within reach of the ork and the Armorer handed him the chainsword.

With a nod the Ork scraped off the purity seals and used the prayer strips to wipe off the extra oil, then replaced the chain, checked the gas, oil, and the battery. Then he the pressed the activation stud. VRRRROOOOOOOOOMMM! The Chainsword roared to life.

'What in the Abyss is that noise?' Asked Brother Marius in suprize?

The Ork carved Brother Marius, the Armorer, and the Techpriest into chunks, cut his chain, hacked a tunnel through the ship to the launch bay where he stole a Thunderhawk and escaped.[/ic]

Whu?