The Campaign Builder's Guild

At the moment, Toronto.  Although I've only been there twice, for about a week each time.


Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Because foolish people like to wash out the depression they experience in their normal lives with something colorful.

The Enterprise or the Millennium Falcon?

Millennium Falcon, solo has far more spunk than even the best enterprise captain (sorry Kirk).

You are a dwarf, would you rather flood the world with magma, or train war carp and unleash them on the foolish surface races.

Oh, if only I could find a mage to cast fire resistance on the war carp... I could then unleash the horde of deadly fish to the surface via whole rivers of liquid hot magma...


You are an Elf who lives in a forest. While patrolling the woods, you chance upon a small gnome and his mechanical dog, who happens to be hauling a cart overflowing with what looks like Ironwood, a most precious and sacred resource of your forest. You know the Gnome will use the wood for foul alchemical, or other wise fool hardy, ventures. How do you slay this most sacrilegious trespasser?

Tell a dwarf that the gnome thinks ale is disgusting, views beards as a sign of weakness, and thinks smithing is peasants work. The resulting death would be slow, painful, and amusing.

When watching the gnomes execution would you rather have some good old fashioned beer and pretzels, or a nice roast with some well aged wine?

Beer and pretzels, I think I'd like to enjoy the other afterwards, without any distractions... except maybe a charming dinner guest or two.

If you lived in any published D&D setting (your choice) who would you invite to your dinner party?

I would invite Lathander, Elune, Lloth and Shar (from the Forgotten Realms) to my dinner party if only to see how fast it would take for my house to be burnt down... :D

If you were a Super Hero what (real) super power would you NOT want?

super weaving... yes it is (regrettably) a real power.



Would you rather be a barbarian stuck in a 12 year old girls body, or a shapeshifter who randomly shifts anytime they sneeze.

12 year old girl because eventually I'd grow up and be a hot arse Barbarian Woman!!!

Would you rather burrow to the center of the earth with Nuclear weapons or magic?

Hmm, that's a tough one. Magic would of course be the clever choice as you might perhaps have access to some protective spells so you won't kill off yourself and the rest of the populace. Then again, nuclear weapons are sorta cool and big. But for the sake of humanity I'll go with magic.

What is your favorite underrated movie?

The Ninth Gate.  Best B horror flick of the 90s.  It took itself just serious enough to come out as enjoyable if you're watching it in the mold of B-movies of old.

Do you think blue is a flavor?

I wish, but sadly I don't have synesthesia.

A mad scientist offers to tinker with your brain and swap one dislike into a like. What would you ask him to change so that you no longer hate it?

(Raw) Garlic, I hate the taste of the bloody... What ever they are. As for why, well you can never be too careful, what with all the pretend Vampires running around...  x(

What would you rather be - a Pretend Vampire, a Pretend Werewolf or a Pretend Mummy?

Pretend Mummy. Lots of bling, awesome ancient ruins to call my own, and I could sit on my throne in the deepest levels with all my pretend egyptian babes.

You are afflicted with a form of lycanthropy, except instead of turning into a fearsome wolf-man you take on the traits of a small, cute woodland creature. What would it be?

Badgers are often portrayed as being small and cute, so do they count? If not, squirrel.

If you were a barbarian warlord, what mount would you choose?