The Campaign Builder's Guild

An attractive member of my preferred gender. :band:

Atlantis, real, imaginary, or most famous example of overblown geek trivia ever?

Can I choose D? Excellent inspirational material for a setting.

You work at a company that develops an online game, would you rather be a ceo or a developer?

CEO, I can reap what others sow and get paid more to do it!

You were just elected President of Earth. The world is under threat both from within (a slumping economy) and from without (evil Martians). During your campaign you promised to open a dialogue with the Martians and to invest heavily in earth-made space ships (to boost the economy). However, your first day in office was marred by a brutal Martian attack on a Lunar shipyard, destroying 1/2 of the Earth Fleet. In your darkest hour you have 2 options - send the world's economy into ruin and hire a Jovian Mercenary Fleet or bide for time by talking to the Martians while Earth builds a new fleet?

I choose answer Nomadic: welcome our new Martian overlords!

You are a god about to make your first people.  What do you make them out of?

Autumn leaves, Amber and Unicorn Tears.

If you had a pet robo-tyrannosaurus mastadon what would you do with it?

tell it to put on its robe and wizard hat

do you get that joke?

No...

When the snow melts, what does it become?

Eventually, more snow.  But that is a cyclical issues

What's the most fun you've ever had driving in a car?

I've never driven a car. To be honest, I'm kinda scared to.

What's the least fun you've ever had being a passenger in a car?

Spending 8 hours in the back of my mom's car with out a game boy (or a good book)...

If you could be a Pokemon Gym leader, which type of Pokemon would your gym specialize in?

Plant Pokemon.

Did you catch 'em all?

Never. I was too cheap to buy all the Pokeballs the first time around. Every subsequent time, I tend to emulate Ash (from the anime) and have a small group of Pokemon that bring me through most of the game. I find it vastly more rewarding and fun.

Ninja Turtles or Ghostbusters?

Ninja Turtles.

Who wants to live forever?

Diamonds ;P

pOKEMON OR dIGIMON?

Digimon, simply because I think it's funny that all their names ended in "mon"

Read the following...

POWER METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle in a winged white horse, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, they go far away to a paradise-on-Earth and make love.

TRUE/EPIC METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle and beats the dragon in a terrible battle, and raises his sword, bathed in the dragon's blood, and then makes love to the princess inside the castle

THRASH METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle, fights with grenades and machineguns against the dragon, saves the princess, and f*cks her around Detroit.

HEAVY METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle in a  Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, has some beers with the princess and then they do it.

FOLK METAL:
Our hero arrives with some friends playing accordion, pipes, violin and other weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep because of too much dancing and they leave'¦ without the princess

VIKING METAL:
Our hero arrives in an old boat, kills the dragon with an axe, cooks it and eats it. He then rapes the princess, raids the castle and sets everything on fire before he leaves.

DEATH METAL:
Our hero arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess, beats her to death, and leaves'¦

BLACK METAL:
He arrives before dawn, in the middle of the fog, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Sodomizes the princess, cuts her with a dagger and drinks her blood in a dark ritual. Afterwards he discovers she wasn't a virgin and impales her next to the dragon.

BRUTAL DEATH:
Our hero kills the princess and f*cks the dragon.

GORE METAL:
Arrives, kills the dragon, climbs to the tower, f*cks the princess, and kills her. Then he f*cks her again, burns her dead body and f*cks her again.

DOOM/GOTH METAL:
Reaches the castle, sees the size of the dragon, he gets depressed and he kills himself.
The dragon eats our hero's body and then the princess.

NU METAL:
Reaches the castle and brags about how good he is at fighting and that he can beat the dragon. He is miserably defeated and is left in pieces. Runs away and finds the princess, he tells her of his tragic childhood. The princess slaps his face, and runs to find the 'Heavy Metal' hero. The 'Nu' hero, takes a Prozac and goes to record a 'The best of'¦' CD

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
Arrives, plays a virtuosic guitar solo for 26 minutes. The dragon dies of boredom. Gets to the princess and plays another solo, exploring all of the techniques of tones and compasses learned last year at the conservatory. Princess runs away after the 'Heavy Metal' hero.

HARD ROCK:
Reaches the castle in a red convertible with two big-breasted blondes and drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels. Kills the dragon with a knife and then makes an orgy with the blondes and the princess.

GLAM ROCK:
Reaches the castle. The dragon laughs his ass off when he sees him and lets him through. Enters the castle, steals the princess' varnish and lipstick. Then he convinces the dragon to paint the castle pink, and to highlight his hair.

Which would you least and most want to be saved by, were you the princess?