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Captain Obvious

#15
May 11, 2006, 11:56:59 PM
"I care not for permits," bellows Oblio, whipping out a liscence plate reading 883 PCK, "for I hold in my hand the Once and Future Liscence." Then, using that same liscence to bat aside the Fying Turkish delights, he discorporates and flow between the floorboards to emerge in a pile behind the bar.

Oblio has a White Russian, and then washes him down with a mixture of Vodka, Khalua and milk with ice.
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Raelifin

#16
May 12, 2006, 08:55:36 PM
"So, come here often?" Raelifin shapeshifts into a Hizix and hopes nobody knows what that is... >.<

Numinous

#17
May 12, 2006, 08:58:29 PM
[ic=sunetos]  I roll over. again.[/ic]
[ooc]you know people, we might as well use these tags...

Oh, and i'll be sing first person or DM perspective from now on...  Yay![/ooc]
Previously: Natural 20, Critical Threat, Rose of Montague
- Currently working on: The Smoking Hills - A bottom-up, seat-of-my-pants, fairy tale adventure!

Wix of Bel-Air

#18
May 13, 2006, 09:23:30 PM
[ic=Wixicor]
[dice]1d100[/dice] clones of me appear. However, that is too much energy for the universe to contain so they don't appear. I'll sit down and dominate the servant to pour some juice for me.
[/ic]
Eats brains here! Ugh!
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
[spoiler=Cthulhu]"To obtain a deep, restful, and fulfilling sleep, you must first submerge yourself in your cyclopean city of hideous non-Euclidean geometries beneath the sea, and then let your body die. But don't worry! As long as you continue to emanate enough evil thought-energy to influence and control your many worshippers throughout the untold eons, they will resurrect you when the time comes. I guarantee it!" [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Wash]
Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Stanza 11]
No! penury, inertness and grimace,
In some strange sort, were the land's portion. "See
Or shut your eyes," said Nature peevishly,
"It nothing skills: I cannot help my case:
'Tis the Last Judgment's fire must cure this place,
Calcine its clods and set my prisoners free."
[/spoiler]

Captain Obvious

#19
May 13, 2006, 09:39:09 PM
[ic=Oblio]I conjure a stick and commence to jab Sunetos.[/ic]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Numinous

#20
May 14, 2006, 10:49:22 AM
[ic=Sunetos]My secondary conciousness compels my cloak of Temporal Doom to shield my manifested form from Oblio's futile prodding.[/ic]
Previously: Natural 20, Critical Threat, Rose of Montague
- Currently working on: The Smoking Hills - A bottom-up, seat-of-my-pants, fairy tale adventure!

Captain Obvious

#21
May 15, 2006, 10:25:42 AM
[ic=Oblio] I pick up 2 of the non-existant clones of Wixixcor and throw throw them at Sunetos in an attempt to break his sheild (reasoning throwing 2 gods should be more powerful than the shield of 1 god).
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Poseptune

#22
June 21, 2006, 02:46:22 PM
[ic=Poseidon] The doors open with a burst of salty air and an immense wave floods the bar as Poseidon enters. He briefly looks around at the other patrons. "I suppose they let any old god in this place nowadays", he says as he takes a seat at one of the barstools. A menu appears in his hands and he glances at it a moment before saying, "The lobster is always good." With that Poseidon reaches into the water and pulls out a two pound lobster and proceeds to bite into the crustacean's claw.[/ic]
[spoiler=My Awesometageous awards] Proud Recipient of a Silver Dorito award

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 Markas Dalton

Numinous

#23
June 21, 2006, 04:39:28 PM
[ic=Sunetos]  Makes a loud and obnoxious yawing gesture/noise, then rolls over and goes back to sleep.[/ic]
Previously: Natural 20, Critical Threat, Rose of Montague
- Currently working on: The Smoking Hills - A bottom-up, seat-of-my-pants, fairy tale adventure!

Túrin

#24
June 23, 2006, 03:17:10 PM
[ic=Turambar]Turambar looks at the newly arrived deity curiously, snickers, and remarks: "Speaking of old gods, didn't your last worshipper die some 1500 years ago, and didn't you have to share power with like a few dozen other gods even back then, you polytheistic loser?"[/ic]
Proud owner of a Golden Dorito Award
My setting Orden's Mysteries is no longer being updated


"Then shall the last battle be gathered on the fields of Valinor. In that day Tulkas shall strive with Melko, and on his right shall stand Fionwe and on his left Turin Turambar, son of Hurin, Conqueror of Fate; and it shall be the black sword of Turin that deals unto Melko his death and final end; and so shall the Children of Hurin and all men be avenged." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Shaping of Middle-Earth

Poseptune

#25
June 23, 2006, 03:29:29 PM
[ic=Poseidon] Poseidon puts down his lobster, which scampers off with part of its claw missing, and turns to the god addressing him. "Just wait till it happens to you. Some new god comes to town and the populus gets all stary eyed. You throw a couple of large waves, earthquakes, and storms at them to prove you still exist and they don't even bat an eye." He looks back at the counter displeased to find his lunch gone. "As for sharing power, we were family and weren't quite sharing power, but controlling different domains. There is a lot less stress this way." He holds his hand up and conjures a flask of greek wine[/ic]
[spoiler=My Awesometageous awards] Proud Recipient of a Silver Dorito award

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 Markas Dalton

Poseptune

#26
June 21, 2007, 02:49:02 PM
[ic=Poseidon]"Well you would think Hades walked into the room" He grabs his lobster again and takes another bite. "Seems like an eternity since anybody has said anything".[/ic]

[ooc] Yeah I went to hades and recovered the soul of this old forum game[/ooc]
[spoiler=My Awesometageous awards] Proud Recipient of a Silver Dorito award

[/spoiler]

 Markas Dalton

beejazz

#27
June 21, 2007, 03:37:34 PM
[ic=Hades]You rang?[/ic]
Beejazz's Homebrew System
 Beejazz's Homebrew Discussion

QuoteI don't believe in it anyway.
What?
England.
Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

Poseptune

#28
June 21, 2007, 03:44:15 PM
[ic=Poseidon]"Great now this pary will never get going again."[/ic]
[spoiler=My Awesometageous awards] Proud Recipient of a Silver Dorito award

[/spoiler]

 Markas Dalton

Higgs Boson

#29
June 21, 2007, 05:57:56 PM
A robed, hooded figure walks slowly into the bar. He has a large staff made of metal with a button in the center. His robe shoots off as he hits the button and the staff shortens and breaks off into two rods. He hits a button on both the rods and long light-beams shoot out from the end and remain there. He cackles madly and slices through a block of cheese that just a ppeared in front of him. He says, "Yog'urt, my name is. Jedi god, I am. BWAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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[spoiler=Quotes]Why are my epic characters more powerful than the archfiends from the Book of Vile Darkness, the archangels from the Book of Exalted Deeds, and the Elder Evils from Champions of Ruin?

If you're playing epic, pause for a moment to laugh at WotC's farcical cosmic entity stats and move on. They aren't there to be taken seriously. Trust me. They aren't even suitable for use as avatars. -WotC Epic Boards, Epic FAQ

Nobody can tell... hell we can't even tell if he actually exists -Nomadic, talking about me.
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My Site

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[spoiler=Various Awards][/spoiler]
[spoiler=For those who don't know...]...my name is the current name physicists have for the "god" particle that created mass by creating a field that forces other matter to move through (from what I understand). [/spoiler]
From the Office:
Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."
Dwight: "Fearless, Alphamale, Jackhammer...... MERCILESS!"
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