Elves vs. Dwarves

[Drizztrocks]

There was a thread a long time ago on the WotC thread, and it asked that if you were doomed to die young no matter what in a generic fantasy D&D world how would you die?

      I said either
a} Die in the middle of a feild full of high level priests and ressurection scrolls
                or
b} Die after being succesfully seduced by a succubus that liked to draw it out for a long time.


          Either one would do fine.

[Elemental_Elf]

I'd take the Succubi over a lot of possible ends to my life. At least I'd die with a smile! :)

[Steerpike]

At the hands of a vamp wouldn't be so bad, at least you get some cool powers, even if you do shift to CE...

[Elemental_Elf]

Can I choose to become an Emo Twilight Vampire rather than a D&D one?  

[Drizztrocks]

Yeah you would would be a hit for teenagers but no so much for garlic and stakes.

[Drizztrocks]

I know absolutely nothing about twilight except that my peers like it and vampires are in it an they don't like garlic or wooden stakes.

  But I like Survivorman. Boo-hoo series finally

[Elemental_Elf]

twilight Vampires aren't traditional by any stretch of the word. They don't have fangs and instead of being hurt by sunlight, an unnatural glow shimmers around them...

[Llum]

The only thing Twilight vampires have in common with real vampires is that they need to feed on blood and don't age.

They can eat garlic, a wooden stake most likely wouldn't penetrate their skin (its hard as rock), they don't sleep during the day, they can't transform into animals, and they don't have any other normal vampire powers. They get a random "psychic" power when they become a vampire. That is all.

[Elemental_Elf]

I seriously don't understand why they are called Vampires...

[Furor]

Twilight is for mall goths...nuff said. Though I applaud its ability to sell massive quantities of messenger bags, beanies and black and (insert Color) striped garments, its an awful example of vampires. You're supposed to be seduced, frightened or in awe of vampires, not want to puke at the thought of their campy romances.

Vote for elf while i'm at it, i'd rather drink with a dwarf but as a dm, there's only so much you can do with them that doesn't become goofy.

[Lmns Crn]

Disclaimer: I didn't draw this, but I wish I had.

[Ishmayl-Retired]

I wish you had, too.

[Gamer Printshop]

A gnome told me a secret once.

He belonged to this racial crime organization called the Gnomic Syndicate and claimed that all gnomes belong - well the few that weren't tinkered with other things in other settings. When you think of gnomes as illusionists (at least back in 1e/2e), thieves, weak fighters, assassins and other support roles. These are the roles of a racial thieves guild with their hands in settings across the planes.

He even said some traitor among the gnome-kind sold ideas to some studio guys and the Star Trek Ferengi came into existence. The basis of the Laws of Acquisition (so said this gnome to me) is from the Gnomicon or Verses of the Gnomic Way - actually a major gnome deity in their hidden pantheon. Also called the Shrinking Pantheon - as up-in-coming deities are killed off, or manage to kill a senior god and taking over its powers and power-base.

Unlike Ferengi and their ears, the Gnomic racial fetish is boots, ahhh Boots!

Oops, I've said too much, there's a gnome assassin coming through door, I've got toooo aaa aah...

GP

[Nomadic]

Did you know that candlejack is really a gno

[Elemental_Elf]

Unlike Ferengi and their ears, the Gnomic racial fetish is boots, ahhh Boots!

Obviously Gnomes have never had a decent oo-mox before...  x.