Quotes!!

[Lmns Crn]

"Masks hide only the face on the outside". - Esme Weatherwax

Anything Granny ever said is pretty much quotable. One of my favorite characters in all of literature, that unexplainable Weatherwax.

[CYMRO]

"Masks hide only the face on the outside". - Esme Weatherwax

Anything Granny ever said is pretty much quotable. One of my favorite characters in all of literature, that unexplainable Weatherwax.

More quotable than Sgt. Colon, the very majesty of the law?

[Lmns Crn]

Just barely, but yes.

[Stargate525]

It is introspective, and I want to introspect.
Sherlock Holmes

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. This has caused alot of problems and has generally been regarded as a bad move.
HHGTTG

[brainface]

[fortune]

I just beat you all. ALL OF YOU!

[CYMRO]

Latin is a dead tongue
As dead as it can be.
First it killed the Romans,
now it's killing me.
   --Found scribbled in my high school Latin textbook, eons ago

[CYMRO]

"Hey guys! Watch this!" --Bubba's last words

[Wensleydale]

"Statistics show that if your parents didn't have children, then neither will you." - Anon.

[Lmns Crn]

[fortune]

I just beat you all. ALL OF YOU!

The closing lines from Doug Robarchek's halloween column about supernatural creatures who eat human children for dinner:

Shakespeare nearly said it clearly:
Lord, what foods these morsels be!

I've always been amused by that one.

[Poseptune]

I never understood why they call it fortune when you are just getting random quotes and not fortunes. There seem to be a lot from Mark Twain.

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[Lmns Crn]

I didn't realize they were always randomized. I'm tempted to put that tag in my signature, so that every post I make will be accompanied by... er... stuff?

[Poseptune]

Yep but brainface beat you to it.

[Lmns Crn]

... he did what?

Curse you, brainface! I will have my revenge! And revenge is a dish best served [spoiler]with pinto beans and mustard![/spoiler]

[Wensleydale]

Best served spoiler? :P

And of course, the newest classical political discussion line:

"Yo Blair." - George Bush.

[brainface]

There seem to be a lot from Mark Twain.

All fortune quotes are actually either quotes from Mark Twain, Dave Berry, or both of them speaking together. Any fortune quote with a different citation is falsly attributed.