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Arena: Saren vs. !maeba [round 2]

Started by Captain Obvious, October 25, 2006, 12:43:25 PM

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A hush has fallen over the arena as they eagerly await the rematch. Has Saren Recovered fully? How will he fare this time? Can !maeba take him down again? Will !maeba even do anything at all?
[ooc] Precombat actions and talk.
Start locations.
initiative rolls [/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Captain Obvious

[ic= !maeba ] "I see you chose to keep your wound. This i am glad to see. You keep it as a reminder of your defeat, but also as a mark of strength. You took the wound and have returned to the ring. This shows great courage." He holds up Saren's severed ear, which he had hung around his neck. "No matter how this ends, this will be returned to you - either as the spoils of victory, or so that you may be sent whole into the next life." Then !maeba pulls out his bow and does his rituals. Oil to the bow, annointing his arrows and warpaint for him and his dogs, all the while chanting prayers. Then, speaking to his dogs and sending them out to the sides, he pulls out an arrow and moves behind a pillar and waits for the battle to begin. [/ic]

[ooc] [spoiler=Pre-Combat Actions]
Apply Oil of Magic Weapom to bow.
Apply poisons to arrows.
Make Intimidate Check to demoralize opponent = [dice]1d20+3[/dice].
Initiative  [dice]1d20+4[/dice]  Starting at G07 (behind the pillar).
Tenochi initiative  [dice]1d20+2[/dice] Starting at I07.
Teoti initiative  [dice]1d20+2[/dice] Starting at I14.
[/spoiler]
[/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Darkxarth

[ic=SarenHP=14 AC=18 ]"It will end with my victory.  And then we shall see what I may take from you as a 'reminder of your defeat'."
He drinks a small vial of glowing liquid, and draws his two magical wands from his belt; a light pink one, and a mulitcolored one.[/ic]
[ooc][spoiler=Pre=Combat Actions]Drink one Potion of Mage Armor, draw two wands from his belt, one in each hand.
Initiative: [dice]1d20+2[/dice] Starting at Q/10
Demorailzation Save: [dice]1d20+4+2[/dice]
I discovered that I only include my Wisdom bonus if I have one, but don't apply my Wisdom penalty.[/spoiler][/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Captain Obvious

[ooc]What are you talking about with the wisdom penalty? Level check? i didn't even realise we could add wisdom. Learn something everyday i guess[/ooc]
[ic= !maeba ] Dashing from behind the pillar towards Saren, !maeba snaps off a quick shot, before ducking behind a nearer column. [/ic]
[ooc] 25ft move action (to K10).
Fire sleep poisoned arrow  [dice]1d20+13[/dice] damage  [dice]1d4+3[/dice] Fortitude save DC 13 or unconcious for 1 round.

[edit] sorry. forgot i don't get a 5foot if i already moved.
[/ooc]
 :rambo:
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Darkxarth

[ooc]How are you getting 25 feet?  I get 3 squares (15 feet) from 07 to 10 and 4 squares (20 feet) from G to K.  That's 35 feet plus a 5-foot step behind the pillar?  Unless I'm missing something...[/ooc]

[ic=Saren HP=8 AC=18]Fort save: [dice]1d20+1+1-2[/dice] Base Fort save + Generic Halfling bonus - Shaken penalty[/ic]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Captain Obvious

[ooc] the 5 foot isn't allowed, that was a mistake.

For the normal move, if you move on a diagonal, the first diagonal costs 5 feet, the second 10, the third 5 feet, the 4th 10 feet, etc. (the diagonal of a 5 foot square if just over 7 feet long.) [/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Darkxarth

[ooc]Ah, okay.  Thanks, I didn't remember that.[/ooc][ic=Saren HP=8 AC=18]Saren, shaken from !maeba's rant before the match, is it by an arrow from the Barbarian.  However, whatever liquid he applied to it doesn't seem to have affected Saren.  So he points the pink wand at !maeba and activates its powers.[/ic][ooc]Make a Will save at DC 15 please.  Wand of Charm Person, in case you're interested.[/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Captain Obvious

[ooc] Will save  [dice]1d20+4+5[/dice]
Oh bugger. Is there any way i get a retry later (do i get any chance at all to break the charm?), or am i actually charmed for the next 4 hours?
Nevermind, Raelifin explained it.

What would the defenition of "Any act by you or your apparent allies that threatens the charmed person" be?

So i guess i immediately call my dogs to heel, so now that it's their turn, the run over and stand by me.

Your move smart guy. Well played.[/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Darkxarth

[ooc]Thanks, it was the best thing I could think of at the time.[/ooc]
[ic=Saren HP=8 AC=18]"Hey buddy!" Saren says to !maeba, "The other fighters are going to be here soon.  You better let me enchant you and your dogs before they get here, or we might be in trouble.  If I don't, they will come in and kill us all without honor.  Also," he adds, as if in passing, "you should set your weapons down or they could be melted by the magic." Saren approaches !maeba and his dogs, smiling broadly and gesturing towards !maeba's weapons.

He does NOT draw any weapons or even make a motion to.  His own weapons are the farthest thing from his mind, and he wants !maeba and his dogs to know that.[/ic]
[ooc]Come on buddy!  Just put your weapons down, just for a second.  :demon: [/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Captain Obvious

[ic=!maeba] "Who are we fighting? I thought it was to be us." Leans on his bow. "What do you need to cast?"[/ic]
[ooc] Opposed Charisma check  [dice]1d20[/dice].
Even if you were a friend, !maeba wouldn't put his weapons down in an arena withought a good reason. [/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Darkxarth

[ooc]Dang, stupid over-cautious Barbarians...[/ooc]
[ic=Saren HP=8 AC=18]"No, no.  We were going to be fighting against each other, friend, if they couldn't find any other opponents, remember?  But they found a couple of others before the match began.  We're to be fighting an Elven mage named Dor Eitos and a Human warrior called Ishim Ael.  I've got to cast my Prismatic Protection spell before they get here, or the Elf's Prismatic spells will destroy us both.  I thought we had discussed this before the match?  You don't remember?  Oh no!  Perhaps it was the bump to the head you suffered when one of the fans threw out that rock for you to sign.  Well, remember now, !maeba, that we have only a few more moments to prepare before our opponents arrive."  Seeing !maeba lean on his bow, he realizes that the Barbarian is probably loathe to part with his weapons. "I suppose you could hold on to your weapons, though I don't know why it matters, you can pick them right back up, but my protective magic may not be good for them."[/ic]
[ooc]Opposed Charisma roll: [dice]1d20+2[/dice][/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Captain Obvious

[ooc] A rock for me to sign! oh my god, you're awesome.[/ooc]
[ic=!maeba] !maeba looks confused for a moment, but then leans his bow against the pillar and agrees. "Alright but make it quick. I want to be ready when they show up. Stay Close to me when they do so i can stop them getting to you." [/ic]
[ooc] Oh Noes! colorspray!!! Argh, there's jimmies in my eyes. All I can see is a horrible horrible rainbow.
[/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Darkxarth

[ooc]Sweetness, a natural 20.  I thought for sure your 18 was a winner.  Whew, bless my ability to lie my butt off under pressure.[/ooc]
[ic=Saren HP=8 AC=18]"Okay, you got it, !maeba.  You're the combat expert, not me."  Saren points his multicolored wand at !maeba and his dogs, and activates it, sending a multicolored spray of energy at the trio.[/ic]
[ooc]Please make 3 rolls to beat a DC 15 Will save.  One for each dog and one for !maeba.  Thankee![/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX

Captain Obvious

[ooc]I can't beleive you got the nat 20 either. I thought i was safe.
 !maeba save  [dice]1d20+4[/dice]
Tenochi  [dice]1d20+1[/dice]
Teoti  [dice]1d20+1[/dice]
Come on, somebody pass, somebody pass, somebody pass...[/ooc]
[ooc] [size=30]YES![/size] Oh thank god for that. You're sooo dead now.[/ooc]
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Darkxarth

[ooc]Oh  :censored: [/ooc]
[ic=Saren HP=8 AC=18] "What the heck?! Something's wrong with my wand!!  Quickly, wake up your dog and let's try this again before the enemy arrives." [/ic]
[ooc]I contend that it was not an overtly hostile action, and that with a good Bluff check, can be brushed over.  Hopefully...

 :band: Bluff, Bluff, Bluff the Angry Barbarian: [dice]1d20+2[/dice][/ooc]
[spoiler=Sigariffic!]
[spoiler=Links]Wal-Mart: Post Apocalypse

All hail the wisdom of the Red Mage[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Cookie]Fortune Cookie!
 [fortune] [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
- Sherlock Holmes

" 'Hey, you're that one guy!'
'No I'm not. I'm those two guys, and neither of me is the guy you think I am.' "

- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and Dave

"That's cooler than Nuclear Fission in a bag!"
- Me

"There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing a lot of Ninjas at it."
- Anonymous[/spoiler]
[spoiler=The Welcoming Song]Welcome new member,
Hope you like it here,
Just don't let these guys,
Talk off your ear.

When we get annoying,
Which happens quite often,
Be annoying too,
And our hearts will soften.

If ever you're bored,
Just show up online,
We wash away boredom,
In absolutely no time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Holiday Tagline]"It's like christmas, only instead of presents, Santa brought universes!"- Eclipse[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Unofficial CBG Theme Song]CBG, CBG,
A great website for you and me,
Spinning webs, connecting dots,
Building campaigns, advancing plots.
Look out, here comes the CBG.

Is it cool? Listen bud-
It's got nothing but gamer blood.
Can it live on a thread?
Yes it can, it's never dead.
Hey there! This is the CBG.

CBG, CBG,
Friendly neighborhood CBG.
Wealth and fame, never seen-
Though they sound really keen.
To it,
Life is a great big campaign-
Wherever there's a campaign,
You'll find the CBG![/spoiler]
[spoiler=Scouring the old threads...]
I found a great number of old banners and the like and have decided to add them to my sig, just for fun.
[spoiler=Han Solo vs MacGyver]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=TRON vs Enzo]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Vegeta vs Prince]
 [/spoiler]
[/spoiler][/spoiler]
-DX