Fight of the Century! the vs. forum game

[LoA]

All right, i'm bored, so heres a game i came up with. The rules are quite simple. Just pit two anything's against eachother, and the next poster decides who wins and gives there reasons, then pits two other anything's and so on.

For example:
Darkwing Duck vs. Larryboy!

I declare Larryboy the winner! Darkwing Duck is a much better fighter, but Larryboy just has a much more kick-ass theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-2Z8LnB9RI

Ketchup vs. Mustard!
and go!

[Elemental_Elf]

Ketchup because Mustard is yellow, yellow with cowardice that is!

Laptops vs. Smart phones

[LoA]

Laptops! Because smart phones are ironic...
Godzilla vs.Gamera!

[Elemental_Elf]

Gamera because he's vaguely turtle-like and it would be heretical to ever vote against a turtle on these boards!

Thor vs. Zues!

[LoA]

Thor! Because you don't see Zues getting his own film.

One Awesome Turtle vs. a bunch of average turtles.

[Elemental_Elf]

The good of the many out weigh the good of the few. So I'd have to say the bunch of turtles win!!!

Card Games on Motorcycles vs. Role Playing on Speed boats!

[LoA]

Roleplaying on speed boats! Because the only thing worse than getting killed on a motor cycle is getting killed on a motor cycle knowing you owe someone else $300 bucks and the bike you just sacked.

Disney TV vs. Disney Animation

[Elemental_Elf]

Disney Animation because Disney TV lives and breathes off the peripherals and spin offs of Disney Animation!

Madonna vs. Cher

[LoA]

Cher! Because she played the villian role in Tangled. Although I can't understand why they had her suck helium while acting...

Jafar vs. Gaston!

[Elemental_Elf]

Jafar because everyone likes a good wizard BBEG, especially one who was out smarted by a street urchin masquerading as a prince.

Elvish Archers vs. Dwarven Rifleman (Rifledwarves?)

[LoA]

Dwarven Rifleman! Because he's the future, baby. Deal!

George Washington vs. Begley the squirrel!

[Elemental_Elf]

George Washington because he had a monkey gripped +5 Flaming Frost Shock Keen Thunderous Cherry Axe. With his trusty Axe, he and his Magical Pegasus (that could turn into a Rowboat) whooped the British's lobster butts all the way to Canada... Or something like that... >.>

Werekrakens or Weresphinxes

[jasonguppy]

weresphinx.  they can eat calamari withoout cannibalism
unicorn or dragon

[Ghostman]

Unicorn. The dragon's primary power, it's poisonous breath, is countered by the unicorn's horn, which is known to neutralize all poisons.

Fast Zombies -vs- Steampunk Goblins

[Elemental_Elf]

Steampunk Goblins because they have Steam powered motorbikes, steam powered blimps and steam powered nuclear bombs, Fast Zombies can't compete!

Red M&M vs. Yellow M&M