I just might have to stat these spells some day

[khyron1144]

Amazing Evocation of Chocolate
Batter Blast
Create Annoyance
So, someone pointed me to a whole website of generators.  This funny spell generator produced some interesting results.

Conjure Onion Dip Spirit
Amazing Evocation of Chocolate
Batter Blast
Create Annoyance
Damned Erruption of Vindictiveness
Dispell Belching in Dentists
Extra-Planar Cotton Candy Vortex
Grand Enchantment of the Wannabes
Heal Dandruff
Holy Ball of Acne
Mystic Ritual of Neuroses
Overwhelming Spell of Split Ends
Sorcerous Chocolate Assault
Spastic Evocation of the Fanboys
Ultimate Cage of Irritation
Zone of Whining

[Magnus Pym]

Grand Enchantment of the Wannabes

Idk why, but I can see this one being hella funny. Especially if it would hit a mass of people, rather than just one person.