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December 13, 2006, 07:52:13 AM Last Edit: December 13, 2006, 08:50:25 AM by the_taken
Last night my friends and I were playing an old role-playing game from the eighties called Advanced Fighting Fantasy.  Currently our party is in an airship flying over the Icefinger Mountains.  However we were hit by a squall and in the ensuing near-catastrophe one of the PCs bit the Big One.  Salty Jack had been the Minor Inconveniance of the Seven Seas.  That was until he got permanently turned into a monkey.  As our airship nearly flipped over poor old monkey Jack was crushed by a falling treasure chest.  

After divvying out Jack's gold, my dwarf and Gau the Man-Orc insisted he be buried at sea....even though we were still high over the mountains.  We put his little furry corpse on a board and wrapped him in his skull and crossbones.  Then Gau gave the eulogy.
  "Well mate, you were kind of my friend though I hated you.  You were a lousy pirate, Jack, but you were a first rate pet, shipmate (chokes).  See you on the old dusty trail."

We tipped Jack over the side.  The board hit the snow and slid off down the mountain - body, flag and all - and into legend.  

SA

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December 13, 2006, 08:06:16 AM
Hit the snow and slid down the mountain... into legend.

Now that's a funeral fit for a monkey-pirate!

the_taken

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December 13, 2006, 10:34:02 AM
That was wonderful.

*sniff* I think I have something in my eye.

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December 13, 2006, 10:38:45 AM
Quote from: the_takenThat was wonderful.

*sniff* I think I have something in my eye.
Something the monkey threw at you?
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December 13, 2006, 11:04:30 AM
You realize if a Necromancer gets him he'll be Jack the Undead Monkey-Pirate, don't you?

"We named the monkey Jack."
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Quote from: Sidekick BoyYou realize if a Necromancer gets him he'll be Jack the Undead Monkey-Pirate, don't you?

"We named the monkey Jack."


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December 13, 2006, 02:24:36 PM
Quote from: Sidekick BoyYou realize if a Necromancer gets him he'll be Jack the Undead Monkey-Pirate, don't you?
Then all he needs is ninja training.
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December 13, 2006, 02:26:59 PM
Eh, we should have a whole squad of them.  Maybe you should make a setting with undead ninja monkey pirates as the main villains.  Or heroes.  Or both.
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December 13, 2006, 04:33:47 PM
Quote from: Phoenix KnightEh, we should have a whole squad of them.  Maybe you should make a setting with undead ninja monkey pirates as the main villains.  Or heroes.  Or both.
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