/B/aleete this thread please

[LordVreeg]

Someone is drawing cartoons of our 'Not really an English Professor'.

[SDragon]

If Jack Thompson was right, then the following would make an incredibly effective suicide note:

okay, so I'm going to create a 32 level mod for Doom. Ehh... I don't feel like making 32 maps. I'll just make one and reuse it in every single level. A room is a map, right? A couple random boxes off to the sides should hinder maneuvering. since these levels are all going to be so hard, I'll give them each two +100% health pickups and two +100% armor pickups. Oh, and I'll put a shotgun directly in front of the player start on every single level, in case the player somehow loses their weapons. You can lose weapons in Doom, right? Well, it's there just in case. The early levels are supposed to have weaker enemies, so I'll just shove a couple dozen in the room-- I mean, map for those levels. As the enemies get harder in later levels though, I'll have to take most of them out. some of these levels should only have one or two enemies between the player and the level end! I don't want to make textures, either, so i'll just rip them from other games. That should look original. Yes, everyone shall love me for all the thought I put into this design. Maybe John Romero might even divorce his totally hot wife just to be with me...

[Ninja D!]

When they absolutely, positively, have to die...and suffer.

Wouldn't it be kind of fun to do a campaign or a one-shot where you actually played it with the players vs the GM? Do it with the agreement that the GM would play by the rules. Maybe make each encounter worth a certain number of points and whichever side had the most points in the end would "win"?

[Superfluous Crow]

Hmm, played a scenario two months back where you basically played stereotypes from horror movies stuck in a haunted house and you had to find ways to get yourself killed by playing on the clichés. Fun times were had.

[Nomadic]

Hmm, played a scenario two months back where you basically played stereotypes from horror movies stuck in a haunted house and you had to find ways to get yourself killed by playing on the clichés. Fun times were had.

Dude I want to play that! I would totally play the big muscled guy that walks into the dark room and goes "come on guys there's nothing here" before getting eaten.

[Superfluous Crow]

The scenario can be found here:
Villa Clichélla.
But... it is in danish. I don't know, maybe you can use some kind of extensive translation service to get something meaningful out of it. Otherwise you can look at the pictures I guess :P

[Nomadic]

Used google translate to translate the front page and get a general idea of it. Seems pretty awesome.

[Nomadic]

btw limetom lied to us... this was the real original

[Elemental_Elf]

One Word: Theft.

Also, a few years ago Tim Buckley sent this letter to a High School student who used a CAD Character in a school project:

[Ninja D!]

Fuck copyright laws. Throw them all out the window and start from scratch. Disney (among others) has forced congress to mold them into something very disgusting.

[Nomadic]

1. Tim Buckley is a hack-job pedophile
2. He obviously doesn't understand how fair use works
3. CAD sucks... alot

[limetom]

And now for something completely different:



Coming soon: pigs.

[Ninja D!]

Roar.

[limetom]

You wake up one morning and this happens.  What do?

[Ghostman]

Turtle soup. :yumm: