Beware of Swords.

[Lmns Crn]

Seriously. Swords are not to be taken lightly.

The following educational films contain gore and occasional inappropriate language, but it is worth it, if the dangers of swords can be brought to light.

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3

Remember: Just don't touch swords.

[Matt Larkin (author)]

As always, the crayon teaches a valuable lesson. :axe:

[Ishmayl-Retired]

Indeed... I, too, have swords for decorative purposes.  Now, though, I know they will "cut your f&^%kin throat wide open."  Thanks, LC

[Raelifin]

I clearly need to go buy those books.

[sparkletwist]

Swords don't kill people, people kill people!
 :fencing:

[Lmns Crn]

Indeed... I, too, have swords for decorative purposes.  Now, though, I know they will "cut your f&^%kin throat wide open."  Thanks, LC

Ishy, I care about your safety. Which is why I beseech you: don't &*%$in' touch swords!

Swords don't kill people, people kill people!
 :fencing:

I find your indifference towards swords suspicious!

[Higgs Boson]

I, too have learned a valuable lesson.
[blockquote sparkletwist]Swords don't kill people, people kill people!

  :fencing: [/blockquote]
Could it be? Sparkletwist is actually a sword in disguse?

[Raelifin]

Watch out! He'll cut a baby in f&$#ing half!

[Atlantis]

Sparkletwist, you are sorely incorect. people dont kill people, swords kill people, i mean c'mon, they will cut a baby in HALF!

[Matt Larkin (author)]

And here the phoenix had several swords hanging on his wall!

Thanks to LC, I now know axes are safer :axe: and there's only one of those on the wall.

[Jharviss]

Here's to axes for decorative purposes. :drunk:

I wonder what Mr. Frist would say about the sport of fencing?  I could be in a lot of danger...

[Ra-Tiel]

Swords don't kill people, people kill people! :fencing:

No no no, you got that all wrong. The King sayeth: "Guns don't kill mutants, I kill mutants!" :rambo:

:D

[SDragon]

Here I was, not even a week ago, debating on whether I wanted a Buster Sword or an Odachi as my first decorative sword. I had just settled on getting a cheaper option, a twin pair of "elven" swords, when I saw this.

Now I know better. Swords wil f*(^ing cut me wide open!

And now, to talk my friends out of joining swordgangs...

[Bill Volk]

Good thing I only have guns. You can't slice a baby in f*cking half with a gun, can you?

[Matt Larkin (author)]

Good thing I only have guns. You can't slice a baby in f*cking half with a gun, can you?

You could, but boy, would that not be pretty.



Uh, not that it would be pretty with a sword, either... x(