[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

[Nomadic]

Granted you are so much better at the games that xbox live takes notice and bans you for cheating.

I wish I could have the most perfect sandwich for lunch to eat.

[Ghostman]

Granted. The sandwich is so perfect that you find yourself spellbound staring at it in admiration, unable to muster the willpower to actually eat it.

I wish I were a head's length taller than I am now.

[SA]

Granted. Your body is stretched a good nine inches, separating the vertebrae of your spine and tearing your abdomen gorily apart. And yet, so that you can properly appreciate the granting of your wish, you are left conscious and comprehending.

I wish I was zombieproof.

[sparkletwist]

Granted. You're locked in an impregnable metal box that no zombie could ever break into. Unfortunately you suffocate in there.

I wish I had a talking pink pony who would take me on a magical adventure that didn't result in anyone killed, maimed, or psychologically damaged.

[jasonguppy]

Granted, but you get ill and become a zombie.
I wish i was not grounded and that this action did not result in any unhappy consequences for any

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However, you are no longer "grounded" just restricted to "not leaving the house and not seeing your friends for a pre-determined amount of time" yet, for some unknown reason, you are EXTREMELY HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!

I wish modelling spray paints weren't locked up like normal spray paints at hobby stores.

[Nomadic]

Granted, they aren't locked up, instead they are available behind the counter and require you to sign a 15 page waiver for each can you buy. Every waiver is different and must be read completely and signed on all dotted lines.

I wish I could host a CBG booth at a con one day.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted but the only con that's both geographically close to everyone and is cheap enough for you to run involves varmints, BBQ and stained undershirts...

I wish Pokemon were real!  

[sparkletwist]

Granted. The next time you're out walking you're attacked and killed by wild Pokemon.

I wish I could manage to write bug-free code.

[Nomadic]

Granted, your code is free of all bugs... both of the bright colored ladybird variety as well as the darker and larger weevil type bug. However it still has numerous errors in it.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will without side effects.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted, you now have the power to make the whole of time and space freezing cold!

I wish there was a third gender!

[LoA]

granted. the asexuals can reproduce on their own and soon overpower everyone else.

I wish pokemon were real, and i had a starter pokemon and some pokeballs.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! A roving horde of Charizards comes by one day and burns down your entire village, killing your Starter Pokemon.

I wish Pokemon were real and I had a high level Pokemon to protect me from all the other high level Pokemon!  

[LoA]

granted! arceus comes along..

I wish i had an army of legendary pokemon to defend me from arceus

[SA]

Granted. Considering the extent to which they outnumber you, they gang up and seal you in a pokeball, releasing you periodically to have you dance for their amusement.

I wish the moon was a giant robot.