[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However, your Computer Mouse is actually a stuffed male Mouse, with the optical part coming out of his... tail.

I wish I had the power to turn invisible... Like the Invisible Woman, the Marvel hero from the Fantastic Four!

[Haphazzard]

Granted.  However, every time you turn invisible you lose a large part of your memory.  Forgetting that you forget stuff you eventually forget how to swim...while swimming.

I wish somebody would make a free-roaming, "GTA meets Resident Evil," game where you survive in a now zombie-infested world that doesn't suck.

[Stargate525]

Granted. unfortunately, the hardware requirements are so vast that nobody will be able to play it for at least 200 years.

I wish I had a cutting-edge computer.

[the_taken]

Grated! However, your owner stores CP on you. The FBI break in thru the stained bedroom window, confiscate you, then after 30 years of miss-trials in an evidence locker, you hard drive is formated. You are out of date now, so you get melted down for recycling material and are reincarnated as several pop cans. Coke, No-name Diet Cola, Pepsi++, and Coke/0.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

[Nomadic]

You now know that you should have wished to re-read stargate's wish as he wished he had a cutting-edge computer, not that he was a cutting-edge computer.

I wish I could do this

[Captain Obvious]

Granted. The Youtube ring video wipes out the entire nerd demographic within weeks and there is no one left who shares any of you interests. Also, you are ostracized as one of the worst mass murderers in the history of the world.

I wish I had a girrafe.

[Nomadic]

Granted. You become a multi-billionaire and decide to buy one. It eats all you important documents and your company falls into a downward spiral and never recovers before going totally bankrupt. You drink yourself into a stupor and are found face down in an alleyway the next morning. The giraffe inherits all of your remaining money and becomes a successful animal actor.

I wish I had a +9 sword of ogre decapitation.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However while fighting a horde of Ogres, you are shot in the back by a gestalted Ninja/Rogue Goblin slave. Following your death, Rogar the Barbarian (from the Gamers) sets out on an epic quest to retrieve his lost sword.

I wish I could race on Luigi's Circuit!

[sparkletwist]

Granted! Unfortunately, real-world physics still apply to you, so the first time you crash, you are horribly maimed.

I wish the herbs in my garden were growing better.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However, you Herbalism Skill is too low to harvest your herbs.

I wish I has Aquaman's sense of style!

[the_taken]

Granted. Unfortunetly, everyone else in the real world hates Aquaman's sense of style, and you become a fashion outcast.

I wish I could summon adorable animals.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted. However they only materialize in your pants and each has a 10% chance of exploding upon materializing...

I wish 4e was a completely open system

[Wensleydale]

Granted. So open you fall in and crash down into a pit of spikes filled completely with these new frickin' tieflings, who you mistake for actual demons and try to smite. Oops, now you're dead.

I wish I was the most beautiful girl in all the world!

[the_taken]

Granted. Pandemonium ensues as wars are declared by would be kings seeking the most beautiful bride. You also on the run from mad scientists that want to harvest your organs to figure out what makes you so pretty.

I wish I was fire proof.

[Seraph]

Granted.  You turn into flaming alcohol.

I wish for peace on Earth and good will towards men.