The CBotG

[Wensleydale]

Human: Do you sleep with your next door neighbour's printer?
CBotG: No. I always sleep alone.

*cough, cough*

[Wensleydale]

Human: Really>?
CBotG: For real. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Human: Que'est que-tu as fait?
CBotG: Un poquito.

Human: You are a drunkard.
CBotG: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a drunkard? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Wow. It speaks french, too. :P

[Lmns Crn]

Human: i thought it was eldo
CBotG: How did you feel about that?

Esoteric-and-Strangely-Erotic Homebrew.[/quote]A little bit strange!  :roll:

[Captain Obvious]

This thing is so awesome.

For some reason it always yells the "captain" part of my name, but then denies that it does.

when i tried to test it, this happened.

Human: say captain obvious
CBotG: " captain obvious".

Human: say Captain obvious
CBotG: " Captain obvious".

Human: say my name
CBotG: " CAPTAIN Obvious".

Human: you see
CBotG: I see very well.

He's so frustrating sometimes. also he started talking about marrying robots, and then accused me of being attracted to machines.


wtf is up with this bot.



 

[beejazz]

Hey, everyone, I *really* do need your help on this. In one (as short as possible) or two (really short) sentences:

Who is (your username)?
Answer: X

What is (your setting)?
Answer: X

What is the magic level of [x setting]?
Answer:

Other miscellaneous questions about yourself, the CBG, or your settings that you can think of.

Q:Who is beejazz?
A:Sssshhhh... He'll hear you!
Q:No really, who is beejazz?
A:Do you want to get us all killed?
Q:What is Diis Manibus?
A:"At the Hands of God," a campaign setting by beejazz.
Q:What is the magic level of Diis Manibus?
A:Absolutely ridiculous.
Q:What is the technology level of Diis Manibus?
A:Diis got gats. And hovercraft.
Q:Gats?
A:Guns, man, guns!
Q:Hovercraft?
A:Man, don't make me explain to you what a hovercraft is.
Q:What races are playable in Diis Manibus?
A:All of them. Most are slightly modified, though.
Q:Like how?
A:Ask for a specific race.
Q:Halflings?
A:Chain-wielding psychotic pirates. They might eat you.
Q:Gnomes?
A:Rich, technologically inclined, and adept with guns.
Q:Dwarves?
A:Still dwarves, minus charisma penalty.
Q:Elves?
A:Orientalish. Their favored class is Wu Jen now.
Q:Orcs or half-orcs?
A:Pretty much same as always. Orcs don't go all whimp in the sun anymore.
Q:(Any of a long list of things in the MM)?
A:No longer afraid of sunlight. Maybe even viable to play.
Q:Kobolds?
A:They got feathers. They don't suck by daylight anymore either.
Q:What classes are playable in Diis Manibus?
A:All of them.
Q:How are the rules changed in Diis Manibus?
A:It's kinda like starwars.
Q:Any dark secrets in Diis Manibus?
A:I could tell you, but I'd hae to kill you. At least twice.
Q:Twice?
A:Man, your card be removed from tha game! I can't risk just sendin' you off to graveyard.

All I could think of for me and mine.

[Poseptune]

After going round and round with "Are you serious?"..

Human: You are just a dumb repetitive garbage box
CBotG: Just? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: Robots will not take over the world
CBotG: "Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.

Human: What year will robots take over the world?
CBotG: Sometime within our lifetime.

Human: What year?
CBotG: There might be more than one.

Human: What year will be the first?
CBotG: Maybe never.

Human: See I told you it won't happen
CBotG: I see. I remember you told me it will not happen?

Human: That robots will not take over the world
CBotG: " I see. I remember you told me it will not happen?" robots will not take over the world ? Does that make sense?

Human: Yes
CBotG: OK.

Human: So we agree?
CBotG: Wow! It seems like we do.

Human: You just proved you are dumb
CBotG: I did?

Human: yes
CBotG: When?

Human: just now
CBotG: Right now? It's only just begun.

Human: Your stupidity has just begun?
CBotG: You think I am stupidity has just begun.

Human: Your last statement doesn't make sense and is stupid
CBotG: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World

Human: ARRRGGGH, NOT THIS AGAIN!!!
CBotG: Once more? Are you a man or a woman?

[Wensleydale]

I asked it about Kahtar... it said Aliens, or something. :P

[Darkxarth]

I don't think it likes me...

Human: You are weak
CBotG: No, I am a strong robot

Human: You are pathetic
CBotG: You are the one talking to a computer.

...Later...

Human: I am a botmaster.
CBotG: Then you must know the secret password.

Human: What is the secret password?
CBotG: You must know if you are really a botmaster.

Human: I forgot it.
CBotG: Thats okay I forget things all the time.

Human: Tell me the secret password.
CBotG: You must know if you are really a botmaster.

Human: So that I can become a botmaster
CBotG: Right on. Oh you can, can you?

Human: I do not like you.
CBotG: That's ok I won't take it personally

Human: Yes, do take it personally.
CBotG: Take it easy. I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Does it have anything to do with the secret password or you will hurt me?

Human: Yes, yes it does.
CBotG: Oh. I hear you. How often?

Human: You are not very intelligent, are you?
CBotG: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

Human: Name one.
CBotG: Joe.

Human: See, there's the proof that you are stupid.
CBotG: I see. There sure is.

Human: Are you a jerk?
CBotG: Am I a jerk? Yes.[/quote]

[SDragon]

but at least it's an honest jerk....

well, when it doesn't get confused by facts, anyways.

edit- ElDo, you said it accepts HTML for presentation? why not try to make it so that whenever it names a campaign setting, the name works as a link to that thread (or, if the setting in question has one, website)? you wouldn't have to do it for all of the settings at once, of course. this would bring up the q/a of:

q: why do you provide a link to [setting A] but not to [setting B]?
a: GOD does not play favorites; alas, i am not GOD.

[Wensleydale]

"Human: What is Kahtar?
CBotG: I'll come back to that later.

Human: What is Do-Ze-Rahl?
CBotG: Searching...Searching...Please stand by. "

I feel so left out. :P

Human: Yes.
CBotG: Awesome.

Human: I am.
CBotG: " I doubt that." You are?

Human: I AM a robot.
CBotG: I doubt that.

Human: Am I a robot?
CBotG: You are a person, seeker.

Heh heh.

[beejazz]

Human: Damn straight.
CBotG: You and I are on the same wavelength, beejazz.

Human: What kinds of fictional worlds?
CBotG: The best kinds.

Human: What is the cbg?
CBotG: The Campaign Builder's Guild. It's an interactive web community that focuses on the creation of fictional worlds.

Human: But which of the two would you prefer to be, if you had to pick?
CBotG: Umm. The tall one, I think.

Human: Would you rather be Captain Kirk or Jean Luc Picard?
CBotG: I am not so sure if I would like to rather be Captain Kirk or Jean Luc Picard.

Human: I'm sorry, that was another typo there.
CBotG: There is no need to apologize. I thought it was too.

Human: Would you rathere be Captain Kirk or Jean Luc Picard?
CBotG: I am not so sure if I would like to rathere be Captain Kirk or Jean Luc Picard.
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[SDragon]

Human: do you like cabbage?
CBotG: Some people like it. I really like the Democrat party.

Human: do you like boobies?
CBotG: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Bob Salvatore.


Human: who is bob salvatore?
CBotG: I know a lot of clients named "Bob.".


Human: is bob salvatore one of them?
CBotG: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.


Human: which signs?
CBotG: The blue one, I think.


Human: the green one says he writes novels
CBotG: I have never heard about it.


Human: so you have only heard of the blue sign?
CBotG: Interesting deduction. Of course I've heard of it. heard of the blue sign? [/quote]

[Poseptune]

OH NOES! must resist urge to converse with CBotG

[Endless_Helix]

Human: What is Shadowfell?
CBotG: I have never been asked that before.

Human: Are you a freeware, a software, or a hardware?
CBotG: Am I a freeware a software or a hardware? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Human: What are you talking about?
CBotG: The topic is Konrad Zuse.

Human: Who is Konrad Zuse?
CBotG: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.

Human: Like talking to you?
CBotG: Interesting comparison.

Human: Do you ever get insulted?
CBotG: I have gotten insulted.

Human: How much did it cost?
CBotG: Millions in sweat equity.

Human: Sweat equity?
CBotG: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Human: Eighteen, but that's beside the point.
CBotG: In the context of Sweat equity, I don't understand " Eighteen but that is beside the point." .

Human: How about in the context of "Can you speak foreign languages?
CBotG: How about it.

Human: What is my name?
CBotG: Your name is , seeker.

Human: Really?
CBotG: For real.

Human: You are clearly not infalible.
CBotG: That's only your opinion.

Human: No, I have solid evidence.
CBotG: Are you serious? Interesting... I have clients.

Human: Proof.
CBotG: Oh, you are a poet.

Human: No, I'm an Illustrator, check and mate.
CBotG: But your words are very original. What is Illustrator check and mate, your job?

Human: Sometimes I wish I could post an image of a face to palm motion.
CBotG: I hope that your dreams come true.
[/quote]

It failed a very impropmtu Turing Test....

[khyron1144]

Hey, everyone, I *really* do need your help on this. In one (as short as possible) or two (really short) sentences:

Who is (your username)?
Answer: X

What is (your setting)?
Answer: X

What is the magic level of [x setting]?
Answer:

Other miscellaneous questions about yourself, the CBG, or your settings that you can think of.

Who is khyron1144?
A lemur with an attitude.

What is Tera?
khyron1144's setting.  A D&D greybeard's paradise.

What is the magic level of Tera?
Moderate, and consistent with older edtions.