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Magic Vending Machine

Started by SDragon, April 13, 2011, 08:46:06 PM

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Ghostman

Receives: Elixir of Immortality

Inserts: Pnakotic Manuscripts
¡ɟlǝs ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ´ʍopɐɥS ɯɐ I

Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
[/spoiler]


Weave

Receives: Crowbar.

Inserts: Aperture Science Portal Gun.

SDragon

Receives: FACEHUGGER!

*four hours later*

Insert: Juvenile xenomorph
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)


TheMeanestGuest

receives: a 30 mm rotary cannon and a narwhal tusk
inserts: a gundam!
Let the scholar be dragged by the hook.

Nomadic

Receives: dancing japanese robot
Inserts: suppository

SA

Receives: a disgusting mess
Inserts: a curious, questing finger

Nomadic

Receives: bottle of hand sanitizer
Inserts: live chicken


SA

Receives: 9 pints of blood
Inserts: 18 pints of blood


Nomadic

Receives: unopened copy of Diablo by Blizzard Entertainment
Inserts: Empire Strikes Back Special Edition DVD

SA

Receives: Four stars from Roger Ebert
Inserts: Marlon Brando's disheveled hairpiece