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Started by SDragon, April 13, 2011, 08:46:06 PM

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Nomadic

#60
April 21, 2011, 02:50:37 AM
Receives: Norm Morrison's freshly buffed codpiece
Inserts: Bottle of cod liver oil, cracked and missing cap and dropper

Ghostman

#61
April 21, 2011, 03:52:13 PM
Receives: Surge of vitamins
Inserts: Maids
¡ɟlǝs ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ´ʍopɐɥS ɯɐ I

Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
[/spoiler]

LordVreeg

#62
April 23, 2011, 10:12:07 AM
Receives: proof of my own degeneracy, in certificate form.  (Ohh, let's frame this!)
Inserts: ball gag
VerkonenVreeg, The Nice.Celtricia, World of Factions

Steel Island Online gaming thread
The Collegium Arcana Online Game
Old, evil, twisted, damaged, and afflicted.  Orbis non sufficit.Thread Murderer Extraordinaire, and supposedly pragmatic...\"That is my interpretation. That the same rules designed to reduce the role of the GM and to empower the player also destroyed the autonomy to create a consistent setting. And more importantly, these rules reduce the Roleplaying component of what is supposed to be a \'Fantasy Roleplaying game\' to something else\"-Vreeg

SDragon

#63
April 23, 2011, 10:48:58 AM
Receives:  :huh: I'm not quite sure I want to know what this thing is...

Carefully inserts: Whatever this is
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)

Nomadic

#64
April 23, 2011, 01:29:10 PM
Receives: The same thing back (even the machine doesn't want it)
Inserts: Autographed copy of the necronomicon, the name "Abdul Alhazred" written on the inside cover in a dark yellow-green substance.

Ghostman

#65
April 23, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
Receives: Phone call, from a Great Old One

Inserts: Quivering tentacles
¡ɟlǝs ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ´ʍopɐɥS ɯɐ I

Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
[/spoiler]

Nomadic

#66
April 23, 2011, 02:51:36 PM
Receives: Japanese Schoolgirl Uniform, Size 3
Inserts: Fresh Apple Pie

Nomadic

#68
April 23, 2011, 03:03:50 PM
Receives: Jar of spider eggs
Inserts: Crumpled sheet of tinfoil

Ghostman

#69
April 23, 2011, 03:20:30 PM
Receives: Tinfoil hat

Inserts: SPAM
¡ɟlǝs ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ´ʍopɐɥS ɯɐ I

Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
[/spoiler]

CoyoteCamouflage

#70
April 23, 2011, 03:40:09 PM
Receives: An exiled Nigerian prince

Inserts: A Sacajawea gold dollar.
Corevon
**Updated 9/25**

Ages Lost

In Progress

Game of the Month
Coming Soon!
Maybe.

Nomadic

#71
April 23, 2011, 04:48:38 PM
Receives: A mugging
Inserts: Broken arming sword

SA

#72
April 24, 2011, 01:37:07 AM
Receives: Cello tape
Inserts: The launch codes

Ghostman

#73
April 24, 2011, 12:49:43 PM
Receives: 30-Megaton nuclear blast

Inserts: Fallout
¡ɟlǝs ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ´ʍopɐɥS ɯɐ I

Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
[/spoiler]

SA

#74
April 24, 2011, 02:26:05 PM
Receives: a Pipboy
Inserts: a probing tongue
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