Something is Rotten in the State of Caervenfor . . . [IC Thread]

Captain Obvious · March 07, 2007, 12:50:49 PM

[ic]"Well, so much for gnomish design," he says with a sneer as he takes aim and fires, "at least they can still make a good brandy. Although I got definitely get a taste for Eluf's."
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[ooc] [dice]1d20+8[/dice] [/ooc]
[ic]The slug slams home in the knot once more, just to the side of the others.
"Now that's how you shoot," he exclaims as he takes another swig, finishing the first brandy. He then stoops and picks up the other. "Thanks for the drinks, Aldy. I appreciate it."[/ic]

Wensleydale · March 07, 2007, 02:24:13 PM

[ic=Aldabrat]Aldabrat glares, and fires again.[/ic]

[ooc][dice]1d20+8[/dice][/ooc]

[ic]Aldabrat's shot smashes Ilio's out of the tree, sending it whirring off with a clash.

"Oh, I think the drinks will be on you."
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Captain Obvious · March 07, 2007, 03:53:25 PM

[ic]"It appears we are tied. First one to miss losses I guess."
Having reloaded, he fires onece more at the tree which is becoming more and more riddled with holes.[/ic]
[ooc] [dice]1d20+8[/dice]
Booyakasha! Critical threat
[dice]1d20+8[/dice]
aww, unconfirmed though [/ooc]
[ic]Ilio's latest shot blows huge chunks out of the tree and nearly passes clean through the middle.
"Hah! Beat that!"[/ic]

Seraph · March 07, 2007, 09:11:30 PM

[ic=The Lagerhead]Several patrons begin giggling and pointing at Jelma'c, muttering something about the color pink.[/ic]

Stargate525 · March 07, 2007, 10:04:25 PM

[ic]"What in the hells...?" Jelma'c looks about his person, wondering why the heck they're muttering about pink, and have followed him outside to do it.[/ic]

Seraph · March 07, 2007, 10:51:19 PM

[ic=Garcin Leblaque]Garcin strides up laughing goodnaturedly. He holds up a steel mirror for Jelma'c to view his reflection. "It seems," he says showing the t'kel his transmuted image--Jelma'c's scales have turned a rosy pinkish color around his neck and what little of his face is visible behind his mask--"that the Hells hath no fury like that of a woman's scorn." He laughs again. "Devilish tricks indeed!"[/ic]

Stargate525 · March 07, 2007, 11:16:21 PM

[ic]"Bloody females..." Jelma'c mutters under his breath, "Ilio! Did not I say they were devilish tricky creatures? No matter! I will soon sort THEM out... Dwarf, I will be back to collect my earnings shortly."

With that, Jelma'c makes his best attempt at putting on a straight face, and re-enters the tavern, but not before waving his hand over his face right before the door. Jelma'c will enter the tavern positively radiating pink, from his face and neck right down to the fingers on his hands. [/ic]

[ooc]Prestidigitation, thy name is utility. By the by, have I gotten my MP back from the battle?[/ooc]

Seraph · March 07, 2007, 11:38:29 PM

[ooc]Utility thy name is Prestidigitation, actually. Nevertheless, there is no reason to be constantly spouting variations of "Frailty thy name is woman."
You haven't earned your points back yet, I'm afraid.[/ooc]
[ic=Miss Elsa]Miss Elsa can barely contain herself at the sight of the t'kel. Such is her mirth. She assumes as innocent and detached air as she can to say "Well, m'lord, I must say you look sublime. The height of dashing!" Her face cracks into a grin. "That took on you even more than I expected, didn't it?"[/ic]

Captain Obvious · March 08, 2007, 04:31:01 AM

[ic=Ilio]After his shot, Ilio glances around upon hearing his name. And at seeing Jelma'c's face, he cannot contain his mirth.
"Would you look at that! It appears our scaly friend has fallen for the charms of the fairer sex. I day say he's positively blushing. And what a wonderful shade of pink it is too, if I may say so."
"'tis you shot, Aldo. Let us finish up here. I have victory drinks to get down my gullet and antics to observe."
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Stargate525 · March 08, 2007, 07:40:13 AM

[ooc]Twice... sheesh. :-/ [/ooc]

[ic]"Excuse me?" Jelma'c says, feigning ignorance, "Thank you for the compliment, but I must say I have no idea what you are talking about."[/ic]

[ooc]I'm assuming the people inside did not see me looking into the mirror or hear the slight rant I had outside. If they have, Jelma'c would be doing something completely different, so ignore the piece of dialog above.[/ooc]

Captain Obvious · March 08, 2007, 08:20:12 PM

[ooc]Man, no idea what you;'re doing SG, but i wanna find out.[/ooc]

Stargate525 · March 08, 2007, 08:36:04 PM

[ooc] :D

I'm waiting for Seraphine to answer on whether the tavern saw my angry rant or not, so I know whether I need to opt to plan 46-C Beta.[/ooc]

Seraph · March 08, 2007, 08:58:51 PM

[ooc]OK! OK!
No they didn't see you. Just get on with it![/ooc]

Stargate525 · March 08, 2007, 09:18:07 PM

[ooc]*insert evil laughter here.*[/ooc]

[ic]Jelma'c moves past the waitress, gets a drink at the bar, and sits near the middle of the room, still ignoring the color on his body.

Elsa, however, will soon notice some pointing in her direction as well; she has just turned a bright crimson red, as well as sprouted curved horns and a triangle-tipped devil's tail. The illusion wouldn't stand up to much scrutiny, of course, but Jelma'c doubted it would need to.
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[ooc]Prestidigitation rocks all![/ooc]

Captain Obvious · March 09, 2007, 02:17:00 PM

[ooc]These shennaigans are all taking place inside the building, right?
Damn, lets finish up this contest so we can join in.[/ooc]

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