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Started by Elemental_Elf, May 11, 2008, 03:58:51 AM

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Elemental_Elf

#30
May 12, 2008, 01:21:54 AM
Granted! However, your case has morphed itself in to a life-size representation of Jigglypuff and gently sings to you while you are near, thus lulling you into a deep sleep. When you wake up, you find that some one, or something, has drawn goofy images all of your face with a permanent marker. You have yet to find the culprit.

I wish I didn't have a final tomorrow!

Jharviss

#31
May 12, 2008, 01:42:11 AM
Granted.  You misread your schedule and failed to realize that your final was today.  Your instructor won't allow you to make it up.  

I wish I could visit Singapore.

Captain Obvious

#32
May 12, 2008, 07:24:37 AM
Granted. You are clubbed over the head one night and wake up chained to an oar.

I wish i had a rocket pack.
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

limetom

#33
May 12, 2008, 07:44:06 AM
Granted.  The first time you attempt to use it, it flies off of your back, never to be seen again.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Captain Obvious

#34
May 12, 2008, 08:35:44 AM
Granted. It is all in pennies.

I wish i could walk on water.
[spoiler=My Campaign Settings]
The Age of Kings: My main CS(Comments and Criticism welcomed)
Shadows of the Last Alliance: My PbP game\'s CS (Not much written here yet)
...As it is in Heaven: My newer CS (currently mostly just brainstorming)
Vorsatz: my newest setting.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Quotes]
\"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, leaving only the memory of smoke and the presumption that once our eyes watered.\" -Samuel Beckett
\"Who am I lady? I\'m your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun!\" -Merv Pumpkinhead
\"This whole Case is like a chocolate jigsaw puzzle: It\'s messy, it sticks to your fingers and you don\'t know whether to fit the peices together or just take a big bite.\" - Jack Leaderboard
"Pig's lips meet my lips,
Pig's Stomach meets my stomach,
A meeting of meats."
- Anonnymous hotdog haiku.[/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Boot Knife of Forgiveness.
Instigator of the Weirdo Invasion! :weirdo:

!turtle Are you a member of the turtle club? You bet your boots I am!

Kindling

#35
May 12, 2008, 09:17:01 AM
Granted. You are assassinated by agents of a major transport company, to prevent your powers being studied and then imitated.

I wish I could juggle really well.
all hail the reapers of hope

Elemental_Elf

#36
May 12, 2008, 10:40:59 AM
Granted. However you are soon drafted into a traveling Circus and forced to juggle increasingly larger items until finally, the Vespa slips out of your hand, hitting then killing the Ringleader. An angry mob soon forms and chases you out of town. You now live as a hermit in the Sierra Nevadas going by the name of Old Ben.

I wish I were a Knight Templar!

Seraph

#37
May 12, 2008, 10:48:50 AM
Granted.  You are wounded in the Crusades, and wound becomes infested with maggots who eat away at you until you die.

I wish I were home with my girlfriend!
Brother Guillotine of Loving Wisdom
My Campaigns:
Discuss Avayevnon here at the New Discussion Thread
Discuss Cad Goleor here: Cad Goleor

Bardistry Wands on Etsy

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Stargate525

#38
May 12, 2008, 10:58:40 AM
Granted. Your girlfriend has just been nominated the Ugliest, most deficient Personality in the World.

I wish SG-1 ran for ten more seasons.
My Setting: Dilandri, The World of Five
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Jharviss

#39
May 12, 2008, 12:41:10 PM
Granted!  And with this exciting news: Uwe Boll, who directed such films as Bloodrayne and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, will be directing all of the new seasons and financing it with his own money, therefore allowing his creativity to be the sole, driving force behind the next ten seasons.  (Due to this, however, much of the caste has quit, but don't worry - a brand new, even better caste will soon be found!)

I wish I could go see Iron Man tonight.

Stargate525

#40
May 12, 2008, 02:02:52 PM
ooc: FIEND.

Granted, you can, but for some inexplicable reason, you choose not to.

I wish I had never wished for my previous wish.
My Setting: Dilandri, The World of Five
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Seraph

#41
May 12, 2008, 02:29:31 PM
Granted.  However, SG-1 goes on for 10 more seasons with a new cast under the direction of Uwe Boll ANYWAY!

I wish I could be Cuchulainn.
Brother Guillotine of Loving Wisdom
My Campaigns:
Discuss Avayevnon here at the New Discussion Thread
Discuss Cad Goleor here: Cad Goleor

Bardistry Wands on Etsy

Review Badges:
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Elemental_Elf

#42
May 12, 2008, 02:42:16 PM
Granted. However, during a battle, the axle on your Chariot breaks, throwing you into a nearby pike. The masses mourn your death, until the next hero arrives, at which time you are utterly forgotten.

I wish I could sail the ocean blue.

Stargate525

#43
May 12, 2008, 02:43:51 PM
Granted. The Ocean Blue is a small pond named by an imaginative child. You spend the rest of your days living in a galleon that displaces the 'ocean' it sails in.

I wish Uwe Boll was dead.
My Setting: Dilandri, The World of Five
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Elemental_Elf

#44
May 12, 2008, 03:07:39 PM
Granted! However an evil necromancer, raises him from the dead to direct the 21st-30th seasons of Stargate SG-1 as well as 5 new Theatrical Movies!

I wish I lived in Hong Kong during the 1800's.
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