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Started by Elemental_Elf, May 11, 2008, 03:58:51 AM

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Nomadic

#165
August 07, 2008, 02:49:15 PM
Granted, nomadic is no longer a nomad. He evicts you from your house and you are now the new nomadic.

I wish I could roll in heaven

Acrimone

#166
August 07, 2008, 03:28:58 PM
Granted.  But you have to spend eternity with a bunch of Holy Rollers.

I wish I had a Space Carrier.
"All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare."
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Nomadic

#167
August 07, 2008, 05:09:38 PM
Granted, you know have a handbag that can carry nothing but empty space.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

Stargate525

#168
August 07, 2008, 11:22:19 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, you can't stop them or turn them off, and they are no more powerful than a laserpointer. You die a week later from an angry mob of woman who know exactly where you were staring.

I wish I knew how to draw forests for my map.
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Nomadic

#169
August 07, 2008, 11:29:44 PM
Granted, all drawing tools that you touch instantly turn into ashed.

I wish Vreeg was my personal chef.

Pair o' Dice Lost

#170
August 08, 2008, 08:37:47 AM
Quote from: NomadicGranted, all drawing tools that you touch instantly turn into ashed.

I wish Vreeg was my personal chef.

Granted--he cooks personals.  Hope you like the taste of newspapers!


I wish to be able to read people's minds.
Call me Dice--that's the way I roll.
Current setting: Death from the Depths; Unfinished Setting I'll Probably Get Back To At Some Point: The Living World of Glaesra
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Steel General

#171
August 08, 2008, 09:36:47 AM
Granted... but you are stuck in George W. Bush's mind for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have to work to make a living.
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SDragon

#172
August 08, 2008, 09:59:22 AM
Granted. You receive severe spinal injuries, rendering you a paraplegic. The government grants you a minimal check every month for the rest of your now exceptionally short life.


I wish I could get my schoolwork done on time.
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Opening The Dark SRD
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Pair o' Dice Lost

#173
August 08, 2008, 10:32:47 AM
Quote from: SDragonI wish I could get my schoolwork done on time.

Granted!  You could...but you spend all your time here instead.


I wish to grant George W. Bush a +5 inherent bonus to his Intelligence score.
Call me Dice--that's the way I roll.
Current setting: Death from the Depths; Unfinished Setting I'll Probably Get Back To At Some Point: The Living World of Glaesra
Warning: This poster has not maxed out ranks in Knowledge (What the Hell I'm Talking About).

Nomadic

#174
August 08, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
Granted. George bush now has 10 INT. Unfortunately those points were taken from his WIS (which is now 1).

I wish I had a cookie.

Pair o' Dice Lost

#175
August 08, 2008, 03:04:50 PM
Quote from: NomadicI wish I had a cookie.
had[/i] a cookie...then it was stolen and eaten in front of you.  Ha.


I wish to be wealthy.
Call me Dice--that's the way I roll.
Current setting: Death from the Depths; Unfinished Setting I'll Probably Get Back To At Some Point: The Living World of Glaesra
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Loch Belthadd

#176
November 11, 2008, 10:37:57 AM
granted! you become extremely wealthy, but die a slow panful death caused by poisonous fumes emmited by the money you were burning.

I wish I had a dire monkey in an unbreakable cage with padlock made of pure diamond.
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
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Rock Gnomes:good
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I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
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 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

Kindling

#177
November 11, 2008, 10:40:41 AM
Granted. The RSPCA are all over you for keeping your pet so cruelly caged.

I wish I could work quicker.
all hail the reapers of hope

Loch Belthadd

#178
November 11, 2008, 10:45:02 AM
Granted! however you work so quikly that you get everything that you will ever work on done in an hour including triple suicide.

I wish I had my monkey back.
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
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 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

Knight of Ravens

#179
November 11, 2008, 03:55:07 PM
Granted! But you only get his backside.

I wish this thread had not drawn me in.
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