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Started by Elemental_Elf, May 11, 2008, 03:58:51 AM

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sparkletwist

#285
November 21, 2008, 06:04:53 PM
Granted! Your hat is now hideously ugly and emits a foul stench. Nobody would ever steal it.

I wish I had some interesting books to read.

Loch Belthadd

#286
November 21, 2008, 06:10:25 PM
Granted! however just as you open the first one the fumes from my hat get into your eyes and blind you.

 I wish I had a lightsaber.
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
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sparkletwist

#287
November 21, 2008, 06:39:14 PM
Granted! You have one! A broken one. It's impossible to activate, and is as such just a nice looking metal cylinder.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Kindling

#288
November 21, 2008, 06:46:41 PM
Granted. You don't "have" to work tomorrow. But if you don't, your family will be killed. Slowly.

I wish for badassery in general.
all hail the reapers of hope

Loch Belthadd

#289
November 21, 2008, 06:49:44 PM
Granted! you now have a bad ass that doesn't work. and must get it fixed in a costly operation.

I wish my vampire wasn't a Geovanni.
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
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  [spoiler=badges]= Elemental Elf's kamalga and the murkmire badge
 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

Elemental_Elf

#290
November 21, 2008, 09:25:43 PM
Grated! He's now Ash Ketchum from Palette Town's father and he's looking to recruit you as his Persian!

I wish Almonds tasted like Zucchini and Zucchini tasted like CHURROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seraph

#291
November 21, 2008, 09:37:44 PM
Granted!  A wizard from an unnamed other country with a language unknown to us casts a spell that makes Zucchini taste like Churros.  However "Churros" in the language spoken in this unnamed country is actually the word for "feces."

OOPS, forgot to post one of my own.

I wish my life was a musical.
Brother Guillotine of Loving Wisdom
My Campaigns:
Discuss Avayevnon here at the New Discussion Thread
Discuss Cad Goleor here: Cad Goleor

Bardistry Wands on Etsy

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SDragon

#292
November 21, 2008, 10:15:06 PM
Granted. You're now Judas Eschariot, the oddly black betrayer of Christ, in Jesus Christ Superstar. What, you were hoping to be a Cat?


I would wish for ElDo and Crit to come back, but that's a wish I'd rather not have corrupted. Instead, I wish I could figure out how to get the best possible result from this landscape-generator I have on my computer...
[spoiler=My Projects]
Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
Diceless Universal Game System (DUGS)
[/spoiler][spoiler=Merits I Have Earned]
divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
[/spoiler]

Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)

Elemental_Elf

#293
November 21, 2008, 10:52:10 PM
Granted! At some point in the future ElDo comes back!... And a landscaping generator Professor magically appears in your room and shows you how to make the best possible result. However, he falls in love with the work and magically copyrights the material before you can ever use it.

I wish Big Boys came back.

Nomadic

#294
November 22, 2008, 01:13:36 AM
They do, their names are bubba and billy joe. They think you have a pretty mouth.

I wish that I always had a clever response for anything anybody says to me

Kindling

#295
November 22, 2008, 07:15:13 AM
Granted. However, you also lose the power of speech, so you can never actually employ said clever responses.

I wish I really was as clever and generally good as I like to think I am.
all hail the reapers of hope

Ninja D!

#296
November 22, 2008, 08:47:05 AM
Granted.  Now people's standards change and everything you have wanted to become is looked down upon by the whole of society.

I wish things would be more cheery here.

Kindling

#297
November 22, 2008, 10:13:50 AM
Granted. There is a lot more cheering going on. People are cheering, for example, as you are led, hands bound, up onto the platform. They are cheering as you are manhandled towards the block. They are cheering as you are forced to bend down. They are cheering a lot as the axe swings down...

I wish I had an old Second World War greatcoat, preferably one of the dark blue RAF ones. It'd be nice if it was a bit worn, but only enough to look cool, not so as it was actually any less comfortable/warm.
all hail the reapers of hope

Ninja D!

#298
November 22, 2008, 10:19:53 AM
Granted.  It is worn and was worn by someone as they died.  You can tell by the blood all over it and the terrible smell.  Fits perfectly, though.

I wish there were more hours in a day/

Elemental_Elf

#299
November 22, 2008, 12:01:38 PM
Granted! However, a second was chaned to equal half of its time, thus doubling the number of hours in a day - Welcome to the 48 Hour Day.

I wish I were a Captain in Starfleet and died a heroes death fighting against the Jem'Hadar during the Dominion Wars.
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