The Campaign Builder's Guild

Yes.

Which Indiana Jones movie do you like best and why?

Any of them that included Sean Connery because he.is.awesome.!.

Which Lord of the Rings movie did you find most entertaining?

The one with hobbits in it.

Shaken or Stirred?

I always take my shaken, not stirred!

Fast Ball Special or Fire Ball?

Hadouken.

Whiskey or whisky?

I like the original - no 'e' for me!

You're a cyber-samurai warrior on the battlefield of the future. Your Fibrosteel Dai-Katana can cut through the hardest of metals, your Synthsilk Armor encases your body like a glove, fully protecting you from all but the largest of blasts and your AJ-89a Cyber-Assault Rifle fires Electro-Uranium bullets that create a focused atomic blast instantly disintegrating the enemy soldier upon impact. Currently, you're charging up a hill, attempting to secure the fortification at its crest. It is night, your enemies are not expecting you.

What do you do?

Spin the wheel to flip the universe and ride it like a mechanical bull

Pickle Inspector or Hysterical Dame

Wait... what?

(they're characters from a Web Comic (I think))

Hysterical Dame because she sounds hawt :PPPPP

Which would you rather be -  Elminster or Artemis?

Artemis! The Greek goddess, anyway. :P

Dollywood or Bollywood?

Bollywood.

Electronic or hip-hop?

Electronic

Pocket Limetom or Digital Limetom?

(and Pickle Inspector and Hysterical Dame are characters from Ms Paint Adventures)

Digital Limetom.

Is the internet serious business?

No, it's serious bidniss.... bidniss....

When you raise your trigger finger do all the f**kers hit the deck?

No, they sigh with resignation.

Wine, beer, or nonalcoholic?