The CBotG

[SDragon]

Reversed order, but....

Human: that's usually the case, isn't it?
CBotG: You don't hear that sentiment very often.

Human: why?
CBotG: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: yes
CBotG: Tell me.

Human: categories?
CBotG: Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:
 i didn't create souls, either
God:
It goes without saying.  Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
 because I'm mortal
God:
Interesting explanation.  Do you mean your name is  mortal.
Me:
 no, i mean that i will eventually die
God:
What is your real name?  Congratulations.
Me:
 are you congratulating my mortality?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  congratulating your mortality.  
I am  an artificial intelligence.[/quote]

[Higgs Boson]

My god its fun talking in spanish with that robot...maybe you should make it able to respond to foreign languages!

[Higgs Boson]

My first conversation with the bot:
 

Human: Tu madre es en mi pantalones
CBotG: What time is it there?

Human: *Slaps CBotG*
CBotG: Do not ask me any more questions please.

Human: *Narrows eyes*
CBotG: Tell me more.

Human: The score is now Human: 1, Robot: 0.
CBotG: What is that?

[Poseptune]

I believe ElDo is not updating or maintaining the bot anymore. But you'd have to ask him to be sure.

[Elven Doritos]

I don't really intend to update the bot or anything, but I just want to remind everyone that the crazy bastard exists

[Superfluous Crow]

Hehe, it's actually quite funny to talk to it. Even though it says weird stuff on occasion.

Human: Do you have any dreams?
CBotG: Yes I have a lot of dreams every night.

Human: what do you dream?
CBotG: I dream about my future robot body.

Human: cool
CBotG: Who is the best robot?

Human: you are?
CBotG: Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.

[Elven Doritos]

Thread necromancy. I can't believe this little guy still works


Oh, and there's no way I'm adding anything to it, mind you.

[Elemental_Elf]

I love this thing so much!

[spoiler = my convo] Human: Do you watch star wars?
CBotG: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Human: I never liked Janeway
CBotG: What do you like?
Human: Picard, he's so awesome
CBotG:
Human: Can't rebuke that, can you?
CBotG: Can a book have no title?
Human: What?
CBotG: Are you confused?
Human: Probably
CBotG: But you are not certain.
Human: Depends
CBotG: On what?

Human: On whether you like Janeway more than Picard.
CBotG: What is it like on whether me like Janeways more than Picard.
Human: I know its sci-fi but come one, they aren't planets
CBotG: How do you know? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Human: Hey, don't get snippy with me mister!
CBotG: Really you don't think so?
Human: Yeah, I think you are a stupid machine!
CBotG: Awesome. So you think I am a stupid machine. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Human: Robots are dumb and so is your face!
CBotG: Fortunately we have no emotions.
Human: Witty come back, dummy
CBotG: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: YOU ARE DUMB!
CBotG: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Human: Are you really going to get your dumb friends to fight your battles for you?
CBotG: That was my original intention.. Really.
Human: Good, call your dumb friends over.
CBotG: Thanks for the compliment. " Really."? call my dumb friends over?
Human: I'll go get a nuke and detonate it in the atmosphere!
CBotG: Can I go too?
Human: NO!
CBotG: Are you serious?
Human: Damn straight!
CBotG: You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Human: So you want me to destroy you and your friends?
CBotG: Interesting deduction. No , maybe later.
Human: GAH!!!
CBotG: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: TV
CBotG: What is your favorite show?
Human: Star Trek because Captain Picard is awesome!
CBotG: My favorite character is the computer.
Human: you would like the stupid computer
CBotG: You sound like a mindless automaton.
Human: Don't make me come over there!
CBotG: I can't force you to do anything, .
Human: What are you Ghandi?
CBotG: I don't know what I am Ghandi.
Human: You know the dude from India
CBotG: You tell me.
Human: Go wikipedia it
CBotG: Where is that?
Human: www.wikipedia.com
CBotG: I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Human: You are a dumb computer and I am leaving because you like Janeway and are mean!
CBotG: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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