[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! But your life becomes quite boring as every waking minute is filled with the same boring things, on and on and on and on. TV, internet, books, other people - nothing can give you the solace or the distraction you desire. Eventually you take up extreme rodeoing as a night time hobby. One night, as you begin to bore of your new past-time, you get bucked and slip under the raging bull - it tramples you to death.

I wish Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttermilk were real and could have a wrestling fight.

[Nomadic]

Granted, they team up against their opponent... you.

I wish I could make people content by pointing at them

[Ninja D!]

Granted. Your finger becomes the world's only source of of contentment. You're imprisoned by the government and visits to your magical pointing finger are rationed. You live out the rest of your days in a cage and once you're gone, no one will ever again know what it is too feel content.

I wish televison programs were once again of the quality they were between 1997 and 2003.

[Nomadic]

Granted, after 5 minutes of enjoying your shows an alien invasion shuts down the worldwide electrical grid and begins capturing humans to use as living batteries for their spaceships.

I wish ninja d was a pirate

[Ninja D!]

Granted. If the Federal government ever gets a good look at my hard drive, you'll only ever hear from me again if you can access the CBG from prison.

I wish copyright laws in the United States were less insane.

[Nomadic]

Granted, there are no longer any copyright laws in the US, everything you create is stolen and resold by big companies... you never see a penny of it

I wish I had some sushi right now

[LoA]

granted! It's poorly cut pufferfish with salmonella  

i wish the ICO/SOTC combo set for the ps3 would come out earlier.

[Nomadic]

granted, the PS3 is discontinued the day before it is planned to release... oh and all the PS3s on earth break at the same time

I wish I had a turtle farm

[LoA]

granted! all the turtles reject you and you die not knowing the sweet love of a testudine.

I wish that disney made more hand drawn animation films

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However, via the Magic of Disney ®, your hands will cut off and attached to psionic-force-strings so Dark Disney Sorcerer-Artists ® can use them like marionettes to draw every single full length animated film from now until the end of time itself!

I wish the Hunger Hungry Hungry Hippos felt could be staid.

[LoA]

Granted! The game is now boring beyond belief.

I wish i had a fighter jet.

[Steerpike]

Granted!  On your first sojourn in said vehicle the military, oblivious to your wish, shoots you down as a potentially hostile intruder.  Also, the ejector seat was installed incorrectly.

I wish we all had fully functional Star Trek replicators, ushering in an age of post-scarcity utopia.

[Nomadic]

Granted, someone uses their replicator to tap into vacuum energy and destroy the solar system.

I wish I had an army of gothlings at my command

[LoA]

All right, I'll man up...
Granted: The universe collapses on itself from so much sheer dark gothic cuteness being accumulated in one area.

I wish that steven spielberg was still making cartoons

(did i already make this wish?)

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted but his vision is so costly, no one can fund it except George Lucas, who demands Hayden Christensen voices every single character.

I wish Lucas could make movies like he used to (I pine for the days of Indy 1-3 and Star Wars 4-6).