[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted, however you go to prison for the rest of your life, sharing a room with 3 large husky men all named Bubba.

I wish I could find my Nintendo DS.

[SDragon]

Granted. You find your Nintendo DS... underneath your front car tire.

I wish I had more experience drawing with tonal shading.

[Loch Belthadd]

Granted! However the only "experience" you get is the various tones of Bubba.

I wish my friends weren't preppy goths.

[Elven Doritos]

Granted! You have no friends.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Loch Belthadd]

Granted!you are dead.

I wish I could teleport.At will. Anywhere.Completly.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However you now look like Haden Christianson and have the personality of Anakin from Episode II

I wish I had more mini churros

[sparkletwist]

Granted!

Much later, your dead body is found crushed under a gigantic pile of mini churros.

I wish ED hadn't wished for mini churros and suffered that horrible fate.

[SDragon]

Granted. Instead, he graciously wished for you to have the churros.

I wish inmates named Bubba didn't exist..

[Loch Belthadd]

Granted! All of the Bubbas in the world are now called big daddy.

I wish I had a pet roc.(not rock)

[sparkletwist]

Granted. Baltimore garbage collector Roc Emerson is now your loyal pet. Unfortunately, he now collects the garbage and brings it to your house in an effort to please you.

I wish nobody had gotten crushed under a pile of mini churros. Or anything else!

[sparkletwist]

Granted. Baltimore garbage collector Roc Emerson is now your loyal pet. Unfortunately, he now collects the garbage and brings it to your house in an effort to please you.

Er, that was supposed to be. It shows up properly if I edit the post, but not if I try to click it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roc_(TV_series)

I will change my wish to: I wish creating hyperlinks worked properly.

[Loch Belthadd]

Granted! However you all are now on top of a giant pile of mini churros, and must make the perilous descent while avoiding the rabid Churro Monsters which smother people to death on sight with their churroy(i?) goodness!

I wish I knew how to say churroy(i?)

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However, just before declaring the pronunciation to the world, a Mini Churro Monster appears out of a portal and drags you to Churroyia, Realm of Churros to be sacrificed to Churroyianathulu, the God of Mini Churros!

[Loch Belthadd]

:wtf:

[Loch Belthadd]

I wish ED had made a wish that is related to churros.