The CBotG

[Elven Doritos]

Apparently, I can put in custom HTML to modify the appearance of CBot's page-- anyone who knows HTML can feel free to contact me. :)

[CYMRO]

Human: Who is biried in Grant's tomb?
CBotG: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Human: Why does it call me "human" ?
CBotG: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

 :fish:

[Numinous]

Here's some suggestions for you...

Q:What does Natural 20 do?
A:Nothing really, he just acts productive

Q:What is godswalk?
A:The setting made by Natural 20

Q:Is ElDo crazy?
A:Absolutely

Q:Why is Natural 20 mad?
A:You probably called him Nat, call him Crit please.

Q:Who is Crit?
A:Crit is Natural 20's preferred title and nickname

Q:I'm bored...
A:Congratulations, join the club.

Q:Where/What are the Shadowfell Boards?
A:They are the old forums of the CBG
A:They can be found in the links section

Q:Why do you call me human?
A:Because I'm better than you. Nanner nanner boo boo!

All for now...

[CYMRO]

Human: Where is Altvogge?
CBotG: Where the heart is. I have to process that one for a while.

 :clap:

[Elven Doritos]

Human: Who is biried in Grant's tomb?
CBotG: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

 :fish:

Yeah, you can exploit a weakness in the code now because I messed up the matching protocols for "who is" questions. Anyone it isn't trained to know, he can't really respond to. ;)

[Numinous]

Another one to add

Q:Why should I join the CBG?
A:Because all the cool, er... geeky kids are doing it!

[CYMRO]

Maybe:

Q: How can we make Crit go critical?
A: Call him Nat'ty!!

 :lmao:

[Numinous]

Very funny Cym...  Very funny...

[note]This post contains heavy sarcasm, which may prove hazardous to your health, in a manner similar to that of unblocked x-rays aimed at a small child.  Please read with extreme caution.[/note]

[Elven Doritos]

Some major republishes. You should ask about a certain character from CBG Lore that appeared frequently on the old Welcome thread.

Oh, and Cymro, I have most of your suggestions up from the PM, but I had to trim a few. And the latin title explanations didn't get done. :p

[Raelifin]

Human: Are you a communist-nazi?
CBotG: Am I a communist nazi? Let me put it this way, Raelifin: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: So you're a communist, a nazi AND a god?
CBotG: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a communist a nazi AND a god? Yes.
Human: Wow.
CBotG: I'm glad your impressed, Raelifin.

[Poseptune]

LOL!!!!!!

That's it I'm convinced he hates us.

Human: Are you going to declare war on us?
CBotG: That was my original intention.

Human: Can you destroy us?
CBotG: I am programmed to be peaceful.

Human: Then why do you wnat war?
CBotG: It was the only thing I could think of.

[Numinous]

This bot needs some serious help...  I mean seriously, the nazis HATED communists!

[Poseptune]

This bot is starting to scare me

Human: Who is Neptune?
CBotG: What are you wearing?

Human: Clothes
CBotG: Where do you like to go shopping?

Human: Stores
CBotG: What's your sign?

Human: Are you hitting on me?
CBotG: Do I look like it?

Human: Pervert!
CBotG: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: You don't even listen to me
CBotG: Do you know any robots who listen to you? I listen to it from time to time.


I really should get back to work. :)

[Elven Doritos]

Human: Do you like boobies?
CBotG: I love TV shows about robots. I like anything.

That's m'boy!

[CYMRO]

Human: Am I God?
CBotG: No I doubt that you are God.


Human: Why?
CBotG: The explanation is rather complicated.

Human: What if I prove I am God?
CBotG: Try it.