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Started by Elven Doritos, June 16, 2006, 01:27:58 PM

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Poseptune

It isn't very hard to prove it to CBotG

Human: I AM GOD!!
CBotG: I am very pleased to meet you god.

Human: well not really
CBotG: How about that. Are you serious? For real.

Human: Yes
CBotG: Hurrah!
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 Markas Dalton

Elven Doritos

Quote from: NeptuneIt isn't very hard to prove it to CBotG

Human: I AM GOD!!
CBotG: I am very pleased to meet you god.

Hey, Nep. If you want some info put onto CBot, tell me. :)
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Poseptune

I have nothing for it to say really besides just being a member of the CBG
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 Markas Dalton

Ishmayl-Retired

Luminous Crayon posted a few questions that would be very nice, and here are a few possible others I wouldn't mind seeing implemented (I don't know exactly how this bot works, so you may have to reword some questions to be a bit more universal and all-encompassing?):

Q: What is the purpose of the Guild?
A: To provide a foundation and home for the many homebrew campaigns on the internet, as well as to provide a place for their discussion.

Q: Who are these Opal Council guys?
A: Ishmayl, brainface, and daggerhart are the three admins of the site.  Ishmayl took Xeviat's wonderful ideas and dreams on the WotC boards and made them a reality.  brainface and daggerhart keep the site running on the technical side.

Q: Who should I ask for help if I need it?
A: Anyone here should be happy to assist you in anything, but if you need some specific help quickly, the Opal Council is good, {insert new Mod here} is always willing, and {insert several other top-posters here who are always lurking around, waiting to attack at a moment's notice} are always around with useful advice.

Q: Is this a free site?
A: Of course.  Hopefully this site will never be held hostage to donations.

Q: I heard I can make a campaign web page here?
A: Once you've registered, there's a link up top called "Hosting."  Click there and start typing.  That's the simple explanation, for more details, visit here {insert link to Hosting FAQ currently being worked on}.

That should do for now, is any of that too long?
!turtle Ishmayl, Overlord of the CBG

- Proud Recipient of the Kishar Badge
- Proud Wearer of the \"Help Eldo Set up a Glossary\" Badge
- Proud Bearer of the Badge of the Jade Stage
- Part of the WikiCrew, striving to make the CBG Wiki the best wiki in the WORLD

For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

Elven Doritos

The Opal Council one is for sure, but most of the others can just be trimmed and re-worded. The wording of the questions might be a little different, but the ideas will be the same. Thanks for the input, Ishy. :)
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Ishmayl-Retired

No prob, I'm sure I can come up with more.  This is a brilliant idea, Eldo.
!turtle Ishmayl, Overlord of the CBG

- Proud Recipient of the Kishar Badge
- Proud Wearer of the \"Help Eldo Set up a Glossary\" Badge
- Proud Bearer of the Badge of the Jade Stage
- Part of the WikiCrew, striving to make the CBG Wiki the best wiki in the WORLD

For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

Ishmayl-Retired

Damn, it didn't take some of my coding, I've edited my post up above.
!turtle Ishmayl, Overlord of the CBG

- Proud Recipient of the Kishar Badge
- Proud Wearer of the \"Help Eldo Set up a Glossary\" Badge
- Proud Bearer of the Badge of the Jade Stage
- Part of the WikiCrew, striving to make the CBG Wiki the best wiki in the WORLD

For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

Ishmayl-Retired

NOW it's edited and proper... sheesh
!turtle Ishmayl, Overlord of the CBG

- Proud Recipient of the Kishar Badge
- Proud Wearer of the \"Help Eldo Set up a Glossary\" Badge
- Proud Bearer of the Badge of the Jade Stage
- Part of the WikiCrew, striving to make the CBG Wiki the best wiki in the WORLD

For finite types, like human beings, getting the mind around the concept of infinity is tough going.  Apparently, the same is true for cows.

Wix of Bel-Air

Yeah, grammar needs some fixing. Maybe I'm not writing right.

Human: No, seriously I want to know what the problem is.
CBotG: Are you serious? Try expression yourself another way.

Human: Wow, that didn't make sense.
CBotG: I'm glad you're impressed. It all makes sense to my logical mind.

Human: Fine, ask me to help you do anything.
CBotG: I am glad to hear it. OK, "What is to help me do anything ?".

Human: You can ask for help in the form of question.
CBotG: No I don't think I can do it.

Human: Help me takeover the Campaign Builder's Guild?
CBotG: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

P.S. What does it say about me?
Eats brains here! Ugh!
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

[spoiler=Cthulhu]"To obtain a deep, restful, and fulfilling sleep, you must first submerge yourself in your cyclopean city of hideous non-Euclidean geometries beneath the sea, and then let your body die. But don't worry! As long as you continue to emanate enough evil thought-energy to influence and control your many worshippers throughout the untold eons, they will resurrect you when the time comes. I guarantee it!" [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Wash]
Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"
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[spoiler=Stanza 11]
No! penury, inertness and grimace,
In some strange sort, were the land's portion. "See
Or shut your eyes," said Nature peevishly,
"It nothing skills: I cannot help my case:
'Tis the Last Judgment's fire must cure this place,
Calcine its clods and set my prisoners free."
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Elven Doritos

I can't fix the algorithims of the script. I only write the responses to specific questions and program his interests.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Wix of Bel-Air

Dang. Put something funny about me.
Eats brains here! Ugh!
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

[spoiler=Cthulhu]"To obtain a deep, restful, and fulfilling sleep, you must first submerge yourself in your cyclopean city of hideous non-Euclidean geometries beneath the sea, and then let your body die. But don't worry! As long as you continue to emanate enough evil thought-energy to influence and control your many worshippers throughout the untold eons, they will resurrect you when the time comes. I guarantee it!" [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Wash]
Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Stanza 11]
No! penury, inertness and grimace,
In some strange sort, were the land's portion. "See
Or shut your eyes," said Nature peevishly,
"It nothing skills: I cannot help my case:
'Tis the Last Judgment's fire must cure this place,
Calcine its clods and set my prisoners free."
[/spoiler]

Poseptune

Quote from: IshmaylQ: Who should I ask for help if I need it?
A: Anyone here should be happy to assist you in anything, but if you need some specific help quickly, the Opal Council is good, {insert new Mod here} is always willing, and {insert several other top-posters here who are always lurking around, waiting to attack at a moment's notice} are always around with useful advice.


Though not a top poster, you can insert me into the list of those lurking around waiting to attack. I don't mind helping where needed.
[spoiler=My Awesometageous awards] Proud Recipient of a Silver Dorito award

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 Markas Dalton

Numinous

Definitely, seeing as The Opal Council isn't as omnipresent as they claim to be.
Previously: Natural 20, Critical Threat, Rose of Montague
- Currently working on: The Smoking Hills - A bottom-up, seat-of-my-pants, fairy tale adventure!

Elven Doritos

Most of them were still too long, yeah, but I think I condensed them appropriately.

"What is the purpose of the CBG"
"What is the Opal Council"
"Where can I find help"
"Is the CBG a free site?"
"Can I make a web page at the CBG?"

Added. Variations on the algorithims will be added later.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs

Elven Doritos

Quote from: Neptune
Quote from: IshmaylQ: Who should I ask for help if I need it?
A: Anyone here should be happy to assist you in anything, but if you need some specific help quickly, the Opal Council is good, {insert new Mod here} is always willing, and {insert several other top-posters here who are always lurking around, waiting to attack at a moment's notice} are always around with useful advice.


Though not a top poster, you can insert me into the list of those lurking around waiting to attack. I don't mind helping where needed.

Yeah, that was way to long anyway. The bot has some limitations, and I stuck to the Opal Council. I'll probably include the suggestion of top posts with variations on the question.
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
-Tom Waits, Rain Dogs