[Forum Game] Crush My Wishes

[Nomadic]

Granted, you catch a rare disease that wipes out your allergies. Unfortunately the reason for that is because it wiped out your immune system. You die of the sniffles a week later.

I wish I wasn't so freaked out by limetom's creepy avatar.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However, to desensitize you to it, you and everyone else in the world are magically transformed to look like the picture! Yes, we all look like sexed up anime Street Fighters with Giddy Sadistic smiles!

I wish I knew where the portal in Nomadic's avatar led to....

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted! However such knowledge curses you with a spacial mark only the enemies of Earth can see. They know who you are. They know where you live. They're only biding their time before they kill the one who knows their secret!

I wish I had a cookie. An unperverted Chocolate Chip Cookie baked fresh and unspoiled by the taint of a cursed wish!

EDIT: OMG I just cursed myself and didn't realize it!

[Nomadic]

Granted, however you are forbidden from eating it. Should you eat it, Snickerdoodelon, the lord of cookies will smite you where you stand.

I wish I was Snickerdoodelon

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted, however your name is purchased by Hasbro and now adorns a boring holiday board game. You receive no royalties since you are no longer human. No one fears you and none believe in you. Your name slowly fades from the memory of humanity.

I wish Churroyianathulu, God of Churros could save Snickerdoodelon from damnation!

[Stargate525]

Granted. Unfortunately, Churros no longer exist, so he has no power over anything in this world.

I wish I could cook twice as good as Gordon Ramsey.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted however you soon realize that your cooking powers are directly proportional to your use of the 'F-Bomb.' You become obsessed with a particular recipe for anjou fessant, whose creation requires you to use no other word save the 'F-Bomb.' Your underchefs begin to despise you, your TV ratings plummet and all your fans abandon you, except a small group of mall goths, who enjoy your 'hatred.'

Have a nice life :)


I wish I were the Green Ranger!  

[Seraph]

Granted!  You are the Green Ranger while mind controlled by Rita Repulsa, and in the off screen time you are forced to perform all kinds of . . . favors for her.

I wish the pretty girl went to college with me. . .

[Stargate525]

Granted. The girl hooks up with a jock that has an IQ of a soapdish who, feeling a need to prove his manliness, beats you to a pulp. Pretty girl gives a lovely eulogy.

I wish I had TiVo.

[the_taken]

Granted. You have TiVo, and haven taken it from everyone else, they all form an angry mob and lynch you.

I wish for chocolate mint flavoured CHAINSAW NUN CHUCKS.

[Kindling]

Granted. You now have chocolate mint flavoured CHAINSAW NUN CHUCKS... in your lungs.

I wish... you had... more time...

[Seraph]

Granted!  I know have SO MUCH more time, that I have no idea what to do with myself.  Out of sheer boredom I take up incredibly dangerous activities and die.  Now you have to live with the knowledge that, indirectly, you killed me.

@ Stargate:  Ha! That's funny.  I go to Vassar.

I wish I had mastery over all matter, like Dr. Manhattan.

[Elemental_Elf]

Granted, how ever if anyone says your name backwards you are immediately sent to the rainbow-colored plane where rainbow-colored unicorns and rainbow-colored monkeys fornicate in vast rainbow-colored meadows filled with rainbow-colored daises.

I wish I were Sesshomaru

[the_taken]

Granted, you are Sesshomaru, the main focus of a slash fan-fic with Kirara. Awesome...

I wish I could boss people around like I do in Dwarf Fortress.

[Loch Belthadd]

granted! but you have to type in your orders and everyone is represented by a letter. Also everyone you control is an insane fisherman who tries to drown themselves at least twice a day.

I wish my xbox worked again.