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Started by Elemental_Elf, May 11, 2008, 03:58:51 AM

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Seraph

Granted!  He has the capability, but decides that he actually likes making crap movies, and lets his talent rot while he courts Hayden Christensen.

I wish I was better at prioritizing.
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Nomadic

Granted, you put jumping off of objects in excess of 40 ft at the top of your priorities. Prioritizing beyond this point doesn't matter for obvious reasons.

I wish I could pull the exact amount of money needed for something out of thin air at will without destabilizing any economies.

LoA

Granted! Everyone starts gathering around your house for various reasons, until you can't take it anymore and runaway to Mexico.

I wish that i could travel to other universes.

Kindling

Granted. You have a great time for the first few months, and purchase everything you really want. After a while, though, as you start to lose perception of the value of material objects, you begin to be dissatisfied with... well, just about anything. Although you have access to pretty much anything you could desire, you find yourself less and less satisfied by any of it. You eventually find your life is devoid of all meaning - you have nothing left to strive towards.

I wish I could devote myself single-mindedly to a cause, and believe totally in what I was doing.
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Nomadic

Quote from: Newb MSTieGranted! Everyone starts gathering around your house for various reasons, until you can't take it anymore and runaway to Mexico.

I wish that i could travel to other universes.

Granted, unfortunately there are no other universes as the universe comprises everything that exists anywhere.

I wish I had some delicious pepperoni pizza

Ghostman

Granted. Your pizza is delivered by a serial killer pizza boy, who slipped poison in it.

I wish all politicians were perfectly honest.
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Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
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Nomadic

Granted, now nobody is willing to vote anymore because they don't want anyone in control... the world descends into anarchy.

I wish I had some delicious UNPOISONED pepperoni pizza

LoA

Granted: The pepperoni is extremely hot, and it burns and peels the top of you're mouth.

I wish that the neo swing movement from the nineties would've made jazz popular again.

SDragon

Granted. You're now surrounded by stoned white suburbanite male college students that want to be black. In effect, jazz is now more annoying than Jamie Kennedy working with Vanilla Ice.

I wish I could wake up with less grogginess...
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SDragon

Couldn't resist this one...

Quote from: Newb MSTieI wish that steven spielberg was still making cartoons

Granted. Bluth Studios signs Spielberg up with a 25 movie contract. He's now in charge of the remainder of the sequels to The Land Before Time, but the quality of the franchise still continues to decline. The rest of his contract is carried out with multiple sequels to Rock-A-Doodle and A Troll In Central Park.
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Xiluh
Fiendspawn
Opening The Dark SRD
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divine power
last poster in the dragons den for over 24 hours award
Commandant-General of the Honor Guard in Service of Nonsensical Awards.
operating system
stealer of limetom's sanity
top of the tavern award


[/spoiler][spoiler=Books I Own]
D&D/d20:
PHB 3.5
DMG 3.5
MM 3.5
MM2
MM5
Ebberon Campaign Setting
Legends of the Samurai
Aztecs: Empire of the Dying Sun
Encyclopaedia Divine: Shamans
D20 Modern

GURPS:

GURPS Lite 3e

Other Systems:

Marvel Universe RPG
MURPG Guide to the X-Men
MURPG Guide to the Hulk and the Avengers
Battle-Scarred Veterans Go Hiking
Champions Worldwide

MISC:

Dungeon Master for Dummies
Dragon Magazine, issues #340, #341, and #343[/spoiler][spoiler=The Ninth Cabbage]  \@/
[/spoiler][spoiler=AKA]
SDragon1984
SDragon1984- the S is for Penguin
Ona'Envalya
Corn
Eggplant
Walrus
SpaceCowboy
Elfy
LizardKing
LK
Halfling Fritos
Rorschach Fritos
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Before you accept advice from this post, remember that the poster has 0 ranks in knowledge (the hell I'm talking about)

Elemental_Elf

Granted! Instead of waking up with grogginess, you wake up with sadness - soul crushing, life ruining despair that haunts ever waking moment of your now cheerless life.

I wish for more wishes that do not have drawbacks.

Nomadic

Granted, the person who hates you most gets all the wishes they could ever want

I wish for my own pepperoni pizza to eat and enjoy right this minute with no drawbacks

Ghostman

Granted. You get to enjoy your pizza without drawbacks for exactly the one minute. As soon as the time's up, you wake up and realize it was just a dream. You're left feeling hungry and disappointed.

I wish everyone could use bullet time and super reflexes.
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Paragon * (Paragon Rules) * Savage Age (Wiki) * Argyrian Empire [spoiler=Mother 2]

* You meet the New Age Retro Hippie
* The New Age Retro Hippie lost his temper!
* The New Age Retro Hippie's offense went up by 1!
* Ness attacks!
SMAAAASH!!
* 87 HP of damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
* The New Age Retro Hippie turned back to normal!
YOU WON!
* Ness gained 160 xp.
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LoA

Granted! it gets old really fast...

I wish John Lasseter was in charge of Disney.

Xathan

Granted - he immediately begins inserting Disney characters into Marvel Comics, including a story where Mickey Mouse kills Deadpool and Wolverine. This makes it into the movies. comics are ruined forever.

I wish I had telepathy where I have complete control over who's mind I read, and can read anyone's mind.
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