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Started by Elemental_Elf, May 11, 2008, 03:58:51 AM

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Acrimone

#315
November 24, 2008, 08:20:31 PM
Granted!  In bright orange letters your flash drive now has emblazoned on it "1 terabyte."  

I wish I enjoyed things more.
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Nomadic

#316
November 24, 2008, 08:26:56 PM
Granted, you enjoy everything and cannot feel sadness ever again. Afterwards everyone you know and love dies and you are kicked out to fend for yourself on the street. You live in rags with no hope and die a painful death soon after. But at least you enjoyed it all.

I wish my next wish was uncorruptable.

Loch Belthadd

#317
November 24, 2008, 08:31:02 PM
Granted! your next wish is uncorruptable... as long as it has something to do with piles of bullsh*t, you, and falling face first.

I wish that DP would wish for the uncoruptible wish he just wished for. :-p
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I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
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Acrimone

#318
November 24, 2008, 08:31:59 PM
Granted.  But you find in the small print that you actually only get the one.

I wish I could grant wishes.
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Loch Belthadd

#319
November 24, 2008, 08:33:33 PM
I just ninja'd you!
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[spoiler=gnomes]
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Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
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Acrimone

#320
November 24, 2008, 08:37:25 PM
Granted.  DP wishes that he could fall face first on a pile of bullshit, and then he is transported back 3 minutes in time to land on you just about the time you were interpreting his wish. ;)

I wish I hadn't been ninjaed.
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Loch Belthadd

#321
November 24, 2008, 08:42:38 PM
Granted! instead you were rocktiefeetdeepwatered!

I wish that you had been ninja'd so as to avoid the rocktiefeetdeepwatering.
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
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Nomadic

#322
November 24, 2008, 10:03:20 PM
Granted, but the ninja also ninja's you (in the heart with a knife).

I wish loch belthadd would fall face first into a pile of bullshit and I would get rich from looting his wallet when it happened.

Acrimone

#323
November 25, 2008, 01:17:19 AM
Granted.  But his wallet was filled with marked bills from an earlier bank job and you spend the rest of your life in federal prison, while Loch just has to get up and take a bath.

I wish I had a bottle of perfectly-stored, preserved, undamaged 1962 Ch. Margaux to go with my perfectly functioning tastebuds.
"All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare."
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Nomadic

#324
November 25, 2008, 01:18:55 AM
Granted, it is displayed in a case next to your perfectly functioning taste buds as part of a display on human taste perception at a museum.

I wish I had a pet gothling

Loch Belthadd

#325
November 25, 2008, 09:09:13 AM
Granted! unfourtunatly you are in jail so your gothling was taken by the government.

I wish I had a ninja-proof vest that covers my chest-area.
a.k.a. gnomish cheetos
[spoiler=siggy]
[spoiler=gnomes]
Rock Gnomes:good
Lawn Gnomes:Evil[/spoiler]
 [spoiler=have a smiley]                    [/spoiler]
My Unitarian Jihad Name is Brother Rail Gun of Reasoned Discussion.

I am a (self-appointed) knght of the turtle. Are you?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

 Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot.
 [spoiler]Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor siantugre.
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 = Nomadic's quick play badge [/spoiler]

Ninja D!

#326
November 25, 2008, 09:17:11 AM
Granted.  However, with ninja-proof vests that protect the chest becoming more common, ninjas start using longer blade to get to the heart from a hole in the stomach.

I wish my hands weren't so dry.

Acrimone

#327
November 25, 2008, 11:14:55 AM
Granted.  Your hands get caught in a chipper and become dripping masses of bloody flesh.

I wish I had a team of people to do Calisenthe busywork for me.
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Ninja D!

#328
November 27, 2008, 09:42:21 AM
Granted.  They fully flesh out every minor city for you, down to the kid's nicknames for stray dogs.  They're going to turn in the 865 page tome later today for you to review...after you learn the rare Turkish dialect it was written in, of course.

I wish work went by more quickly.

sparkletwist

#329
November 27, 2008, 02:17:23 PM
Granted! It now goes by so quickly you can't get anything done! You are soon fired for your lack of productivity.

I wish I understood Japanese better (while not forgetting how to speak English, thank you!)
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